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 Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:06 pm
I thought I'd create a thread dedicated to people's favorite Blue quotes. Here are some great ones:
Tucker: Let me get this straight; you're telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living s**t out of us, shot at Caboose and beat the hell out of the Reds wasn't a guy at all. That he was a chick, and on top of that she was your ex-girlfriend?
Church: In a nutshell, yes. That's an excellent summary.
Caboose: I should have known; She didn't like me. Girls never like me.
Tucker: Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.
Caboose: I like me...
Church: So how are you doing Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?
Caboose: I think so... That guy Tex is really a robot and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you...a gay robot.
Church: ...Yeah. That's right. I'm a gay robot.
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:40 pm
My favorite Caboose quote is...
I would make an excellent ambadstor, because I am very shy!
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:34 pm
Sarge: Why are all of thses dead guys here?
Caboose: I thought they were sleeping. And I thought they might be me, because I like to sleep. But if they're dead, they can't be me. That would just be silly!
It goes something like that...
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:43 am
I also like...
You're positive that's a girl. How can you be sure?
Dude, look who you're talking to.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:06 pm
Captain Butch Flowers: Men, your delightful tomfoolery puts a spring in my step, and a bounce in my britches. If I weren't your commanding officer, I'd pick you both up, give you a giant bear hug, and make you call me Daddy.
Church: Um...Thank God for the chain of command?
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:12 pm
my favorite blue quote is
Church: She ripped out Jimmy's skull and started beating him with it
Tucker:that dosn't seem phisicly possible
Church:That's exacly what Jimmy said
Jimmy:This dosn"t seem pysiclly possible
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:19 pm
another quote I like is this
Sarge:hey blue team got your flag
Caboose holding red flag
Caboose:hey blue team got your flag oh wait wrong line
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:49 pm
If I've been bitten, does that mean I'm going to turn into one of them?
Shutup Caboose.
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Shutup Caboose...
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg. Oh no, don't let me turn...
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:15 pm
I love this one...
Church: hee hee ho....
:baby alien crying:
Church: It's not MINE!
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:22 pm
Tex: Eh. I don't even remember your names half the time.
Caboose: I know my name! You can ask me if you forget.
Church: Thank you for that Caboose.
Caboose: Oh, by the way. He's Church.
Church: Thank you Caboose.
Caboose: He is the mean one.
Church: Thank you, Caboose.
Caboose: See, he is mad. Now he's just going to stand there and stare at me til I stop talking. Then, when he thinks I am done talking, then he will start talking again....
Church:..... Anyway, So I was talking to Gary And-
Caboose: Told ya so.
Church: God damnit!
Caboose: Classic Church.
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:37 pm
Andy...? Andy... what happened to you?!
*in spanish* Quick, before they come back... dig a hole and bury me.
Andy! You turned into a real boy!
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:18 am
Doc: It's true, your friend Tucker is pregnant!
Church: That isn't possible...
Caboose: Maybe somebody should... explain... how exactly that happens... just in case... some people in the group.... might not know... exactly... how that happens....
Church: Caboose, I'm gonna go check on Tucker, and when I get back, I think I have a book that we can read together...
It goes somethign like that...
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:01 pm
Doc: Ok, I've finshed examining Tucker...You're not going t like the diagnosis.
Church: It's ok doc, we can handle it.
Doc: Ok, your friend Tucker is-
Caboose: Dying?! Oh no!
Doc: No, he's not dying, he just has-
Caboose: No chance to live?! I knew it!
Church: Caboose, one more interruption out of you, and he's going to have two patients.
Doc: Oh God, how do I say this...your friend is...
Church: What are you pausing for? Caboose isn't going to interrupt you this time.
Doc: Oh, I know, that was for dramatic effect. He's pregnant.
Caboose: Oh good...wait, what?
O'Mally: Muahahaha, preggers.
Church: Ok, are we paying for this service, because if we are, I want my money back, if not, I want my money back anyway.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:38 pm
Church: Don't get any bright ideas to jump into anyone else today, O' Malley. We all got our radios off, and we all got our minds cleared.We're not thinking about anything... For some of us, that was easier than others.
Caboose: I just finished thinking about something, and didn't start thinking about anything else.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:42 pm
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