
Clause #1 Always keep him supplied with a variety of doughnuts
Clause #2 Keep a close eye on him when he is in the presence of a female. He may make a fool of himself.
Clause #3 Never let violence get out of hand

Clause #1 Don't be fooled by his childish appearance
Clause #2 Say "no" often, its for the best
Clause #3 Be wary when he has his marbles out, lives could be at stake

Clause #1 Never allow him to have relations with a woman
Clause #2 Be wary of his kiss it can be silencing
Clause #3 When his eyes gleam with mischief avoid direct contact

Clause #1 Allow her to keep things cheery and in the christmas spirit even if its not the season
Clause #2 Let her be motherly but try to not let her go overboard
Clause #3 Never get on her bad side, holding a grudge is putting it lightly