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 Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:15 pm
Ok I know you have all had them at one point in time, so tells us all about your funniest blonde moments or the blonde moments of your friends and family.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:24 pm
Blonde moment #1
Back when my mom worked secrity(sp) at a hospital she had gotten a new calulator(sp).... well across the screen was "888888888888" and she sat there for ever pushing the "clear" button and after awhile she got really pissed that her new calulator was 'broken' so she she threw it in the trash can. Well one of the guys that worked under her was in the office at the time and after watching her do this, without saying a word he went over to the trash can and took out the calulator and pealed the clear tape off the front of the calulator and placed it on her desk and walked out of the office and burst out laughing.
Hehe blonde.... no really she is a blonde XD
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:30 pm
Blonde moment #2
Ok well my cosin had come over to my house as he did quite often anyway we were in my room watching tv and I don't remember why but I had gotten up off the bed and when I was finally going to go lay back down I looked around and said "Where is my pillow?!" and my cosin said "Uh... Red it's in your hand." and I looked at my hand and all I could say was "Oh...."
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:34 pm
Blonde moment #3
This happened to my best friend. She was in class and she was talking with a friend of hers and she said "Hey where's my pin?" and her friend said "It's in your hand." and she looked at her hand and well she didn't see it cause it was in her hand. So her friend said "Sarah open your hand." so she opens her hand and the pin falls out to the ground and she said "How did you do that?!"
XDDDD *dies*
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:54 pm
DarkSpiritWolf09 Blonde moment #3
This happened to my best friend. She was in class and she was talking with a friend of hers and she said "Hey where's my pin?" and her friend said "It's in your hand." and she looked at her hand and well she didn't see it cause it was in her hand. So her friend said "Sarah open your hand." so she opens her hand and the pin falls out to the ground and she said "How did you do that?!"
XDDDD *dies*
Yeah well I never really had one or I can't remember I'm too quiet well when I was in highschool, okay well hmm...
Ah! Well when I was working my manager asked me to open the drawer to find this pen, and I kept on looking and looking, and finally she got pissed off and said
"Do you even know what a drawer is."
She was reaching for the cash register......to me I would call it a Cash register or a Till.
But drawer?? I never heard of it refered to that matter, and boy did I feel "Blonde" LOL. blaugh
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:10 pm
Well:
My mother got me a brand spankin' new computer. I was ecstatic. I hooked everything up, checked and double checked, pulled out the hook-up-yourself-cause-your-too-lazy/broke-to hire-someone-more-capable manual (not that I read it...) and I was ready to go! I hit the power button...
and nothing happened.
I freaked and cried and screamed. My mom came in to see what was the matter. I told her the computer wasn't working, sniffling and whimpering patheticly. She looked at the hookup, checked that the power was hooked up (which it was) and then turned on the powerstrip.
I felt so blond, and my sister (10 years old) still won't let me live it down.
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:47 pm
Before I tell you my blonde moments I have to tell you a few sayings that go around in my family. The first one being: "It's better to let people think that you're a fool instead of opening your mouth and proving that you are a fool" Works really well for my cousins. The second one being "Actions speak louder than word" This one pertains to me MANY times over. that being said here's my story.
Four of my friends and myself rode in my car to a chinese buffet for a surprise birthday party for my friend Mindi's mother Lissa. We got there safe and yes,Lissa was surprised.
Lissa had gotten up to get a heaping plate full of King Crab legs. Apperently she desided that her "girls" where going atleast try some. Be that I am from Maine I can crack open a Lobster like it's no one's business, But I had never cracked open a HARD shell King Crab. I sat at my table for ten minutes trying to crack open that b*****d. I had everyone else busting up a rib because I could not open this thing. Oh, how I wish I had a camra.
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:51 pm
Here's a good one on my whole family
We were celebrating my cousin's 13th birthday, I was 9 at the time. My aunt Marcia had just come back from Florida and she brought back a ton firecrackers and we were lighting those suckers up. All of a sudden we heard a siren we thought the neighbors had called the cops and most of the adults are drunk and I mean DRUNK. So us kids booked it back to the house. My aunt Marcia came into the house and threw the bag of the remaining firecrackers into the Gas Oven My mother and aunt Diane were stomping on the firecrackers that were still light. No, let's face it, they were about to sit on the damn things. so anyway, out of the blue my uncle Jack comes walking around the corner with a flashlight. The flashlight had a friggin' siren on it and that's what we were hearing.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:32 pm
Pushing on the pull door for like 10 seconds sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:19 pm
Meisugi_Jaganshi Pushing on the pull door for like 10 seconds sweatdrop
xD That happed to me too!
Only that I was yanking it so hard, and I was like....Oh. eek
And got embarrased. redface
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:46 pm
SeriphimMagician Meisugi_Jaganshi Pushing on the pull door for like 10 seconds sweatdrop
xD That happed to me too!
Only that I was yanking it so hard, and I was like....Oh. eek
And got embarrased. redface XD I think we've all done that at one time or another.
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:52 pm
DarkSpiritWolf09 SeriphimMagician Meisugi_Jaganshi Pushing on the pull door for like 10 seconds sweatdrop
xD That happed to me too!
Only that I was yanking it so hard, and I was like....Oh. eek
And got embarrased. redface XD I think we've all done that at one time or another. Agreed 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:30 pm
Leopard_Sonya DarkSpiritWolf09 SeriphimMagician Meisugi_Jaganshi Pushing on the pull door for like 10 seconds sweatdrop
xD That happed to me too!
Only that I was yanking it so hard, and I was like....Oh. eek
And got embarrased. redface XD I think we've all done that at one time or another. Agreed 3nodding *raises hand* done it... 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:51 pm
ShadowDragon06 Leopard_Sonya DarkSpiritWolf09 SeriphimMagician Meisugi_Jaganshi Pushing on the pull door for like 10 seconds sweatdrop
xD That happed to me too!
Only that I was yanking it so hard, and I was like....Oh. eek
And got embarrased. redface XD I think we've all done that at one time or another. Agreed 3nodding *raises hand* done it... 3nodding
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