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In a town called Story Indiana (yes the town is called story) A local bar has a yearly contest for the position of village idiot. This past year the nominies were
-two different people opened their car doors and knocked themselves unconscious
-one man was smoking on his porch and put out his cig. After entering his house he had to go back outside to put out the fire that his cig caused.

and the winner did two different things

1. crashed his new truck the day he got it
2. was working on his roof and cut through a live electrical wire with a circular saw



Tell us about some stupid things you've done or seen happen

another good one

dearest twin yet again suckered punched a mirror b/c he got mad at his ex and boke his hand. The doctor told him not to do any lifting or too much work with it for a couple of months. A few weeks later he's lifting weights (this happened not too long ago)

I'll do that right now chip sorry about this....

YOU TWO!!! KNKOCK IT OFF!!! you you wanted to insult river do it somewere else!!!

now.... I I raceing my own sibling down a hill on our razors, I wanted to win so I din't hit the brakes... needless to say when I tried I when over the handle bars and hit the hill rally hit and really messed up my hands

OOH! I got a better one! Butternutts the hobo, myself, his little brother and his little brothers friend Colin all went to six flags a little while back. While we went up some stairs to get on riddlers revenge, our lovable hobo was looking at a sign. By looking, I mean pointing at it and saying, "Hey a si-" The abrupt cut off was do to the fact that he had just stepped on the bottom of the sign, which in turn, bashed him in the eyebrow. To this day, he has quite a big dent in his face. A large mexican man looked at the bleeding gash, btw, and said "Woah, bro, now you got a beaner scar!"

Thank you.
Now, since Butternuts happens to be the hobo, I suggest CHASE should be Idiot. Why? Well, recently...

At the showing of one scene thingy drama did, he bashed our lord BP in the face with a wooden sword, AND NOT ON PURPOSE mind you.

two more good ones involving the SOCSA hall

Chris Wolfe and Max were joking around and Chris ran into the same display case that I did, but he broke the glass

Butter and Max were joking around and Max pushed Butter into Mr. Rigg's office window. Butter fell into it and broke the safety glass. (I think it was Max. It could have been Chris)

^ ^" how about talking to your cousin on their bithday while walking with them then walking right into their pool... really I jsut walked right in... in dress cholthes..... not funny.

I just did the stupidest thing eek
I was really really REALLY upset about something (you don't need to know what >_<) And my irish temper took over and I shattered my bedroom window wiht the phone! It's not funny but its crazy because I just did that ten minutes ago eek Then the phone bounced back off the curtains and tried to give me a concussion but I'm alive rolleyes

ok ok, one time, i was like, running in the rain at my school, and lightning had just touched down and everyone was screaming. i was told i had to go back to my homeroom, so i decided to run cause i didnt want to get hit with lightning. i ran across one of those 'slippery when wet' kinds of floors and it was wet. i decided to stop cause i was under an overhang. but i wasnt wearing any shoes and i didnt stop going. i slid across the floor on both my feet and almost fell backwards. but instead of falling backwards i kept on sliding and slammed right into the soda machine. i got a bad bruise on my arm and cut my foot. all my friends were laughing at me so hard as soon as i hit it and they wont let me live it down. rolleyes