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 Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:39 am
Come in here and let everyone know which Red Team quote is your favourite
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:28 am
yensei Come in here and let everyone know which Red Team quote is your favourite Hmmmm, im not too sure, I dont know many red team quotes hehe
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:18 pm
Grif: Simmons....GET THE WARTHOG!
Simmons: You mean the Puma?
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:58 am
Donut: "It's not pink! It's light red!"
Etc...................................
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:40 pm
Sarge: Donut, are you okay?
Donut: I was just petting the bunny and then it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it.
Sarge: What in Sam's Hell is a Puma?
Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No, like a Puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.
Sarge: You're making that up.
Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.
Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
Simmons: Yes, sir!
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:31 pm
OMFG! I live those episodes, especially the one about the bunny!
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:10 pm
Sarge: I love blood and violence! I've got a boner for muder!
Donut: You can't die! I'm bored! All these girls want to talk about is chick stuff! And not the fun chick stuff like ribbons and unicorns.
Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it 's**t I Already Know'?
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:04 pm
blue team rocks
blue blue blue blue
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:19 pm
Donut: I want to see the baby!
Donnut: Hey, do you see head light fluid....
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:13 am
*Simmons gets off the machine gun on the "puma"*
Griff: Man, that thing is loud!
Simmons: WHAT?!
Griff: Okay, we're gonna try to sneak aroudn the back and...
Simmons: OKAY!!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:14 pm
Donut: Sarge, I hate to point out the obvious, but if we can see them with the sniper rifle, why don't we just shoot 'em?
Sarge: Shame on you, Donut. A sniper rifle is a coward's weapon. If you kill your enemy, you want to look in his eyes so he knows you the one who beat him to death. It also gives you the chance to deliever some really zippy one liners. Like, 'I hope you brought your wallet, because the rent in hell gets paid in advance!'
Grif: *sigh* Oh my god.
Sarge: Or my personal favorite, 'You just got Sarged.' Hehehe. Classic.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:38 pm
Grif: Hey, Doc. Nobody likes you.
Doc: What? What are you talking about? Everybody likes me.
Grif: Yeah, everybody hates you. You don't fit in.
Doc: Oh? I think I fit in just fine.
Grif: Really?
Doc: Yes.
Grif: Ok. So, let me ask you this, Doc. What's your zombie plan?
Doc: My what?
Grif: There are two different kinds of people in the world Doc. Those who have a plan prepared for when zombies take over the Earth, and those who don't. We call those last people dinner.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:20 pm
Donut: Ow!
Sarge: Donut, what happened?!
Donut: I was petting the bunny... and then it went into the soup can... and part of my hand went with it...!
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:54 pm
Celedeen Tachibana Donut: Sarge, I hate to point out the obvious, but if we can see them with the sniper rifle, why don't we just shoot 'em?Sarge: Shame on you, Donut. A sniper rifle is a coward's weapon. If you kill your enemy, you want to look in his eyes so he knows you the one who beat him to death. It also gives you the chance to deliever some really zippy one liners. Like, 'I hope you brought your wallet, because the rent in hell gets paid in advance!'Grif: *sigh* Oh my god.Sarge: Or my personal favorite, 'You just got Sarged.' Hehehe. Classic. That’s why the red team will never win.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:17 pm
griff:son of a b***h
simmons:son of a b***h
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