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 Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:22 pm
well,it seems that the forum has been pretty slow lately,so,i just wanna put in some humor me and my brother thought up while watching the empire strikes back a day after watching Napoleon Dynamite. So, in honor of both the movies,I have made bit of a funny little parody.
If you have never seen Napoleon Dynamite,I'll tell you now,you wont find this thread the lest bit funny because you wont get it!
Scene: Darth vader and The rest of the imperial officers, are sitting around in the meeting room with the large,black,round table.
Characters: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lord Vader,General Dynamite [Napoleon]a suprise gest and a whole bunch of other guys in in greys suit who nobody gives a chickens crap about!
What the meeting is for I dont know,I'll make it up as I go.
and the story shall now begin!
DYNAMITE JOINS THE EMPIRE PART I - EPISODE I
Tarkin:This meeting is now in order
*But Trakins words are quickly disrupted by---*
Dynamite: FRIKIN' IDIOT!!! This hat doesnt fit over my sweet fro'!
Tarkin: mm,what was that?
Dynamite: Yah! At least Pedro get a cool stormtrooper suit! GOSH!
And wheres moonboots?
[Surprise guest sad Kip)] Dynamite,your just jealous because Vader's been chatting with Twi'lek babes all day.
Vader: erm,that wont be nessecissary Commander Kip!
Dynamite: GOSH!
Kip: Bring it on Dynamite,you know I'm traing to be a wookie wrestler.
*Dynamite stands up from his seat*
Dynamite [pointing at kip] You cant been wookie wrestler! You dont have any reflexes!
Kip: Oh yah! Come over and here try hit me.
Vader: THAT IS ENOUGH!
*extends arm out starts to choke random officer with blind fury*
Dynamite: Fricken idiot Vader! Your totally missing my Frickin neck! Gosh!
*vader whips around,and Dynamite takes off runing*
Our new general runs all the way to the lunch room,were he spots a poster to sign up for the newly established space whale watchers club president
Dynamite: SWEET!
*pedro the stormtrooper walks up behind him*
Pedro: Are you going run?
Dynamite: No...but I know who will.He's quick,cunning,got skills..ya know,numbchuck skills,computer hacking skills, you know,skills!
Pedro: that really good. Who is he?
Dynamite: Captian Han Solo duh.
Pedro: He shot my buddy. I ran away. We talked about V-16's.
Dynamite: what?
pedro:Yah.They got away, blew up the Death star after that.
Dynamite: Then what the heck are we on?
Pedro: Death Star 1 1/2
Dynamite: How the crap is Tarkin still alive? GOSH! I need my chapstick.
Pedro: I don't know. This is EU.
Dynamite: Oh yah. So,how are we gonna get Solo to come and run for president.
Pedro: Duno.
*But in such a clever way,that we cant tell you,they did. and,by drawing a french mustache with a purple sharpie on Han Solo's face,nobody,not even Vader,knew who this running for president guy was.*
The next Day in the main hall
Tarkin and Vader in high pitched girly voice: Vote for palpy! Vote for Palpatine!
Commander Kip causually walks up to General Dynamite.
Kip: Hey, Vote for Palpy.
Dynamite: Yah right! Like I'm gonna vote him!
Kip: yah? then who?
Dynamite: My best friend Nah** Solo ofcourse!
** Nah is Han clever make-up name so nobody knows who he is
Kip: between you me Napoleon,I meen Dynamite.Palpatines gonna win.
Dynamite: yah right! I just brake out into a dance and every one will vote for solo!
*ON the day of election,Dynamite did just that,but lost in votes horribly when Vader did the robot*
Vader:You don't know the power of the Dark side!
*Palpatine and Vader do a high five and there secret handshake which I cant tell you about or it wouldnt be a secret*
PART 2----COMING SOON IF I CAN THINK OF SOMETHING BECAUS EBY THE END OF THIS POST IT WASNT THAT FUNNY ANYMORE
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:16 am
xd That was very amusing.
Vader: THAT IS ENOUGH!
*extends arm out starts to choke random officer with blind fury*
You're just jealous because Vader has been chatting with hot Twil'lek babes all day... And Vader doing the robot... that's just too great.
Leia: Get this walking carpet out of my way!
Chewy: sad
Nah Solo: WHY IS THE RUM GONE? mad
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:00 am
thanks...I know most of it wasnt that funny,but amuzing,Its just that I wrote that at like 2:00 in the morning and my little 10 year old brother was helping me write this even though half of his ideas were scratched caus ethey made no sense.
yah.I have to say the Twi'lek line is by far my favorite.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:08 am
YAY!!! *stands up and claps untill hands fall off* damn
you know what else would be funny. If you replaced random character with other people. Like put Snoop Dogg in Han Solo's place.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:09 am
gonk I gtg, I'm going to Indiana today, then Cincinati.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:10 am
iivezorei gonk I gtg, I'm going to Indiana today, then Cincinati. I thought said India
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:57 am
iivezorei gonk I gtg, I'm going to Indiana today, then Cincinati. I used to live about 45 minutes away from Cinncinati [without traffic] in OHIO before I moved to FLORIDA. and yes,I'm going to make a part two that will be funnier because Its not so late at night and I can think,and I will do more random junk,trust me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 9:31 am
I shall continue PART 1,
DYNAMITE JOINS THE EMPIRE PART 1-EPISODE 2-ACT 2 AND 3 QUARTERS
After a terrible defeat in the whale watcher Election,dynamite goes back to his everday task.Pushing buttons in the background while Vader talks and steals the Show. But during this time of complet boredom Dynamite Realized some thing.
Dynamite:Not good!If this is Death star 1 1/2, and this must take place before Empire Strikes back,but we dont see a Death star then....CORRODID PEICE OF CRAP! This place is gonna blow"
Without even thinking our young hero runs for the nearest escape vessel,but,being the complete idiot he is,burst through a door and into the Throne Room! Yes,the place were rumpled-face skin stays.
But,instead of it being the Dark and Gloomy place we all no and love,The room is filled with bright lights and stage props and sets.And there next to the spinny royal seat was Palpatine in a red tight fitting dress,lipstick and a big long haired blond wig fitted on his head.
Dynamite:"GROSS! Fricken shave you legs"
Dynamite takes off in a sprint after realizing what happened but the whole Death Star shakes and he stumbles over.He gets back up and keeps running until he falls yet again by another shake.
Vader [in the command room] What is going on?! I want a report.
Random guy that has an odd resimblence to agent Smith: We are being Attacked! The lazers hit the southside! I can recuit more men quickly.
Some random fellows start to shake and turn into more Smith looking people,but the CG is so poor!
Vader: Those people are completely fake,my Stormtroopers at least look real,although there aiming sucks!
*In unison he chokes all the smiths except for the original*
Tarkin: Lord vader I just recieved the Funeral home bill,its huge! I dont think we can afford another chok----
But his words are cut off by yet another shake of the Death Star 1 1/2!!!
A horrid laughter fills the air. Vader quickly paces to the Throne Room,knowing this,was an invasion!
The props had been put away and Palpy was back to normal,but when Vade walked in he saw him spinning around on his little thone chair yelling with glee. But what really scared Vader was this little blue eyed robot sitting on Palpys lap while spinning in circles.
Palpatine: YIIPEEEE!!!
Vader: Hey thats my line!!!!
Palpy stops and the little blue-eyed robot stares at him.
Robot: I still gotta hug in me!
It jumps down and gives vader a big fuzzy and warm hug.
Vader: AAAAHHH! It burns!
But the door is kicked open by a little green alien with big red eyes.
Zim: GIR! get away from him! I shall be his doom.
*clenches fist*
Vader quickly wips out his light saber and deflects all of Zim gun blast.
Zim: I am here to invade and conquer this planet!
Vader: OH COME ON! Its the freakin Death Star and it made of all metal!How is THAT a planet?!
Zim: Oh really?
*whips out a big gun and puts the setting to Exterminate no matter what the victim does*
It looks as though this is sertian doom for Vader when BOOSH! Zim splats into a million peices.
Vader: What the....
To guys step through the Throne Room doorway dressed in black.
In unison: Agents J and K here.
Vader: The-the Men In Black!!!! I'm your biggest fan!!! See!!!
*points to his all black outfit*
Dynamite walks in the room.
Dynamite: Gosh! This whole things was suppossed to be about me but the whole thing changed to some Zim guy.
But,do to Zim's HUGE fan base he re-assembles grabs, Grabs Gir and runs.
J and K leaves,cause there job is done, and tarkin does Kareoke with Micheal Jackson to celebrate there Victory.
Dynamite: Wait....isnt this place supposed to explode?
Find out what happens next time even though this thing is struggleling as it is.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:00 pm
eek wow, acknowledged by the empress *quickly bows as face plants into cement giving me a nose-bleed*
xd thanks for the xd
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:24 pm
So,how was part 1 episode 2 acts 2 and 3 quarters for random? I though agent J and K, plus gir gave it that makes no sense touch. OH yah! I almost forgot mister smith. xd did u like it?
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:26 pm
8.5/10 overall.
Episode 1: 8.0/10
Episode 2: 9.5/10 biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:41 pm
7/10 funny at some points not at others.....iffy
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:42 pm
Thanks! In Truth I never really intended it to be laugh out loud...just cute. You should read my day-in-the-life for darth Vader series if you like this.
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