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What are some fat halloween costume ideas, sexy ones in particular?

Why do you think some people are filled with irrational, sociopathic rage by the sight of a fat person, particularly somebody attempting to be sexy?

Here are my Sexy Fat Girl costume ideas.

1. Wear a costume clearly intended to fit a skinny girl. Tempting tears and tightness will ensue. =D
Fuzzy Necromancer says:

2. Cloth yourself ENTIRELY in duct tape. Tell people that you're going as the economic product of the Bush administration. They'll be too shocked and confused to call you're bluff.
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how says:
you should totally post that list lol
Fuzzy Necromancer says:

3. Get a novelty severed limb, some fake blood, and mustard. Tell people you're going as the fat girl who eats people. (I dunno, maybe that's just sexy to me.)

4. Get onna them spandex skeleton costumes. (LOLZ IRONY)

5. Take an ordinary baseball cap. Spray-paint it green. Staple a row of cut-out white construction paper teeth along the bill of the cap, some construction paper fins/ridges to the sides, and two halves of ping pong balls with glow in the dark paint for eyes. Now, get a form-fitting green shirt, and drape it with stapled green cellophane. Put on some green-painted rubber gloves and foot flippers. Voila! You're a Deep One, the terror of H. P. Lovecraft's The Shadow Over Innsmouth and the scifi original picture Dagon. How is it sexy do you ask? Just remind people that the Deep Ones interbreed with humans to increase their ranks. ;D

6. A variant on the "Fat girl that eats people" bit. Get a shirt that you've outgrown a bit, so it rides up you're belly, and some pants that are a bit too low. Get some action figures of he-man, red power ranger, leonardo decaprio, it matters not as long as their some chunkhead action-heros. Apply ketchup or fake blood and chew on them intermittenly. Now, get a bib, and paint/permanent marker draw the men's restroom sign on it or, if you're feeling really dirty, a phallus. Write the words "Whoa-oh, here she comes!" on your belt, tummy, bib, or anyone who calls you a fat whore or tells you that fat people shouldn't be out in public. What are you? Isn't it obvious?
You're a man-eater! =o

7. Take any idea for a skinny girl's sexy halloween costume and just scale it up. Go to a decent tailor ahead of time who does custom jobs. Honestly, why should I have to think of everything? You shouldn't need a whole seperate section of fictitious symbolic dress just because you're more soft and cuddly and fun to touch.

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My friends and I really always wanted to go as a random Moulin Rouge whore. lol We are all big girls...I'm size 28+, I have one friend that is about the same and one that is 22-24. lol

"We're the fat whores in the back that got no screen time. We were too busy doing our JOB!" :p lol J/K

I don't even want the dresses from Moulin Rouge just for halloween, I just love those dresses so much crying

I lie, I'd be too embarassed to wear them any other time sweatdrop

I believe that is because our culture has led us to connect anything emphasizing, drawing attention to, or even acknowledging fatness with insult or negative perception. The innocent neutral word "fat" has become an insult, so how can anything playing on that trait be seen as positive?

here's an idea, dress in GOOD medieval costumes, which are made to emphasize large women, because that was the medieval ideal of beauty. It was the ideal of beauty up until the 18th century, in fact.

My ex said I'd look great in a naugty nurse costume. I'd love to wear something with a skirt just short enough to show off my curves... Mmm... I loooove Halloween. 3nodding

I swear I saw a video clip of girls doing that. I think they called it "Moulin Huge."

I'm going as a pimp bunny biggrin