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 Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:21 pm
Our way of dispelling waste is sorta annoying. Really. It's made me think that I prefer to be an owl. I have reasons!
1- There's this person who had Crohn's disease. She had to take her colon out. Now she dispels waste into a bag inside her. Or something =/
2- The waste is hard to dispel and you can get constipated.
3- It can build up and get toxic.
NOW WHO SAYS WE SHOULD GET AN OWL GIZZARD SO WE CAN BURP IT OUT?!
Discuss~~
Excretory system
Constipation
Any internal organ system
Facts that would not need to be known
So this is actually known as the Disgusting Facts thread. Mm'kay?
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:23 pm
this has nothing to do with much.. bt, it reminded me of this thing my english teacher said once.
he told us to be specific in our essays, and said... its like this.
proper question: what happens at the end of the novel?
answer: blah blah blah...
non specific question: what happens at the end?
answer: poop comes out?
yeah, we all had a good laugh.
poop was the only connection there... sorry.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:26 pm
Haha. Ha. Ha. Okay.
So, before anything can come out of the end, it has to go through processing by an organ called the kidney.
I haven't ever felt kidney stones, buuut. Yeah. If anyone can tell me what it is specifically without wiki-ing it, I'll give you 400 gold. =3
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:28 pm
what a kidney stone?
easy, its a build up of minerals in urea that passes through the kidney and doesnt get absorbed by the nephrons. (tiny building blocks of the kidney... )
my moms friend has stones, a lot of the time... its caused by not drinking enough fluids.
and no.. i didnt use wiki... i just took an anatomy class...
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:39 pm
I don't have much to contribute, but we as humans are supposed to be more evolved than an owl. If an owl has a gizzard and we don't it must mean that it isn't designed to suit a human's body. Perhaps it would take too much energy to convert all that waste into gas, it would foul the air far too much due to the number of humans and the amount of waste we would be burping out, killing the planet in the process, blah blah blah.
On a funnier note, any human with a gizzard would not be reproducing due to natural selection. Any parter they get would be turned off or reject them completely from their seriously bad breath burning_eyes
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:55 pm
If humans had gizzards and had bad breath, it wouldn't really matter. O_o And if we had gizzards we would have had to have a better body system. AAAAAAH this song is hurting mah brain!
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:43 pm
moving this topic to debate and discussion sub-forum.
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:21 pm
Daunter Our way of dispelling waste is sorta annoying. Really. It's made me think that I prefer to be an owl. I have reasons! 1- There's this person who had Crohn's disease. She had to take her colon out. Now she dispels waste into a bag inside her. Or something =/ 2- The waste is hard to dispel and you can get constipated. 3- It can build up and get toxic. NOW WHO SAYS WE SHOULD GET AN OWL GIZZARD SO WE CAN BURP IT OUT?! Discuss~~ Excretory system Constipation Any internal organ system Facts that would not need to be known So this is actually known as the Disgusting Facts thread. Mm'kay? For out opf 5 people suffer from diarehha. Does that mean the 5th person enjoys it? Hehehe.....crooked humor.
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:19 am
Toga! Toga! I don't have much to contribute, but we as humans are supposed to be more evolved than an owl. If an owl has a gizzard and we don't it must mean that it isn't designed to suit a human's body. Perhaps it would take too much energy to convert all that waste into gas, it would foul the air far too much due to the number of humans and the amount of waste we would be burping out, killing the planet in the process, blah blah blah. On a funnier note, any human with a gizzard would not be reproducing due to natural selection. Any parter they get would be turned off or reject them completely from their seriously bad breath burning_eyes why would natural selection be detrimental? and.. just because we are "higher" up the evolutionary ladder doesn't mean we have the best of everything. we can't see in the dark... we move REALLLY slow, compared to other animals... our crap system uses alot of resources.. compared to birds which use very little to be able to excrete wastes. aaanddd if we are so high, why can't we at least partially make our own food AND be able to consume foods like cyanobacteria (blue green algae) i'm pretty sure this was the organism.. i'm not too sure.. i'll go check and confirm later (dont' mistake it with per say... a plant that consumes animals ie.. venus flytrap.. these plants make their own food up through the sun, but they don't absorb nitrogen from the ground, so they have to take it from animals) back to the subject... try not to believe everything you learn about evolution.. try to think about it first... evolution is a great theory but alot of it is leaps and faiths, according to the law of *something something* there are no such things as spontaneous generation, and also.. natural selection and survival of the fittest do contradict one another... <--- that's not the subject of poo.. but hey, this is the debate forum.
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:01 am
I can tell you this about kidney stones... I've had one baby, w/ no pain meds until the last hour or so, and it hurts like all hell. Hell, hurts isn't even the word for it. It feels like you're being torn apart, and you are, really.
I've passed 2 kidney stones, and currently have 2 more waiting to escape. That was the worst pain I have ever experienced in my life. It feels like someone is poking you in your lower back with a hot iron, and the pain radiates from your back, to very low in your groin. I seriously thought that something 'popped' in my body the first time I felt it... it's like boiling liquid going through you. I actually very nearly passed out from the pain. The doctors and nurses were soooo sympathetic, and dosed me up proper with demorol (sp?) to help. I'm scared to death, because those two were under 4 mm in size, and the other two are 5 mm and 6 mm. I'm hoping they break up some before shredding my urethra to pieces.
Sorry that was so long...
It's BAD people!!! Drink your water!!! Say NO to kidney stones!
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:01 pm
hankie_doodle I can tell you this about kidney stones... I've had one baby, w/ no pain meds until the last hour or so, and it hurts like all hell. Hell, hurts isn't even the word for it. It feels like you're being torn apart, and you are, really. I've passed 2 kidney stones, and currently have 2 more waiting to escape. That was the worst pain I have ever experienced in my life. It feels like someone is poking you in your lower back with a hot iron, and the pain radiates from your back, to very low in your groin. I seriously thought that something 'popped' in my body the first time I felt it... it's like boiling liquid going through you. I actually very nearly passed out from the pain. The doctors and nurses were soooo sympathetic, and dosed me up proper with demorol (sp?) to help. I'm scared to death, because those two were under 4 mm in size, and the other two are 5 mm and 6 mm. I'm hoping they break up some before shredding my urethra to pieces. Sorry that was so long... It's BAD people!!! Drink your water!!! Say NO to kidney stones! ] ok, i will... no kidney stones for me
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:03 am
U know nowadayss what with thee Human genome project and all the things weve discovered about DNA we can take the pigment DNA from a plant and insert it into ours so we have green skin ._. no sunburn too! WOOHOO!! wouldnt that also mean that we could take the DNA that makes energy out of sunlight an put it into us? no eating =D
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:03 pm
ok. >.> i have two things to say about this
1. you just made me think of that south park episode where cartman craps through his mouth, gets everyone else to do it, and it slightly makes me sick X.x
and 2. Peter the Great once felt strange pains in his stomach-ish area. So, he had doctors poke and prod him (while he was awake!! with a hole cut inside of him so he could watch!!) until he watched himself pass a kidney stone X.x which wasn't very pleasant to find out how you had one back then...or get it out.
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:49 am
constipation is a serious issue in our society and a very disruptive illness. many people suffer it and some don't seek the correct medical help.
i'll take my chances as an owl, thanks biggrin
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:57 am
Wouldn't that be gross to kiss someone who has just spit out their waste through their mouth? I find that highly unattractive.
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