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 Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:47 pm
On a sunny day, a man was out with his girlfriend. They were talking about the future and enjoying the day. As it went by they were starting to get hungry. So the boyfriend pulls out some bread, jelly, and peanut butter. He asks his girlfriend if she wants a sandwich, she said yes, but that it would have to only have the jelly on it because she was allergic with anything that had peanuts in it. He fixes her sandwich with just the jelly. He puts the jelly and peanut butter on his. After they have finished eating, he takes his girlfriend back home. They arrive to her house near dark. She kissed him goodnight, and went into the house. The next morning the boyfriend wakes up to his phone ringing. He answers it and is horrified to hear his girlfriend has died. A few days later, the autopsy revealed that she had peanut butter in her saliva.
Now What Killed Her?
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:27 pm
Her boyfriend's kiss. She was deathly allergic to peanut butter, and she was sensitive to anything that had come in contact with peanut butter.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:19 pm
Hana Maehata Her boyfriend's kiss. She was deathly allergic to peanut butter, and she was sensitive to anything that had come in contact with peanut butter. I was going to say that too... xp
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:49 pm
I heard this story before. Yep, her boyfriend's kiss. After her boyfriend ate peanut butter, some got in her saliva.
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:10 pm
The setup was perfectly clear (plus, the title gave it away) ... and she killed herself because she kissed him (though it doesn't say she kissed him on the mouth - unless he got peanut butter on his cheek and she kissed him there. Oh the possibilities!). Okay, but the peanut butter is what really killed her. :/
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:47 pm
It was totally Ophelia's first one.
WAIT. Maybe he gave her the wrong sandwich?
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:15 am
Ooh, the sandwich switcheroo. Nice one.
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:04 pm
But, wouldn't she have noticed if he had given her the wrong
sandwich? The smell, and no jelly is brown...
Anyway she went bye bye xp
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:48 pm
it was intenchnaly his boy freinds falt
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Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:07 pm
pocco But, wouldn't she have noticed if he had given her the wrong sandwich? The smell, and no jelly is brown... Anyway she went bye bye xp
She would have tasted if she had the wrong sandwich. duh.
Anyways. What is the point of this thread?
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:49 am
[x]Living Dead Girl[x] pocco But, wouldn't she have noticed if he had given her the wrong sandwich? The smell, and no jelly is brown... Anyway she went bye bye xp
She would have tasted if she had the wrong sandwich. duh.
Anyways. What is the point of this thread?
Hey, dont start duhing me.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:25 am
Sorry, but you're all wrong.
She was shot by the illustrious PNB M5 in the mouth.
The one who pulled the trigger was a trained assassin who had been following her for days, awaiting a moment as ripe as this. This chance arose and the culprit took action, stealthed into her room through the second story window ont he right, and shot her in the mouth with an indifferent gaze that shrouded his true rush of adrenaline.
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Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:29 am
*gasp* I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:40 pm
*le gasp* What a tweest.*
*Note. If you don't get this Robot Chicken reference, get out of here. Really. I hate you.
But will forgive you shortly.
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:46 pm
Shade Macabre Sorry, but you're all wrong.
She was shot by the illustrious PNB M5 in the mouth.
The one who pulled the trigger was a trained assassin who had been following her for days, awaiting a moment as ripe as this. This chance arose and the culprit took action, stealthed into her room through the second story window ont he right, and shot her in the mouth with an indifferent gaze that shrouded his true rush of adrenaline.
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