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 Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:08 am
So I was surfing around and found another site that had some good things to say about this...
NOTE: These are not mine... I'll make up some later. However, all of these made me laugh out loud so I thought I'd share.
Dean: Why must we use violence to get rid of evil?
Sam: What?
Dean: Why can’t we just sit and talk and share our problems with peace and love.. hold me Sam!
Sam: Jeez, I’m outta here!
Sam: You know what? Jess wasn't really all that good in bed...
Dean: Yeah, and Mom wasn't really there for us...
Sam: Let's stop hunting demons and go pick some blueberries.
Dean: Ok!
*They go skipping off, holding hands into the sunset*
Dean: Dude! Where's my car?!
Dean: SWEET! This is a vintage G.I. Joe. It comes with the little gun, and the little knife, and the little water bottle.
Sam: You play with dolls?
Dean: HEY! It's an ACTION FIGURE! And it happens to be a collector's item.
Sam: Whatever, dude.
(For fpvs)
Dean: I'm gay
Sam: I'm gay too, and turned on by incest...
Dean: (to sleeping Sam) Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey.
Dean: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Dean: Sam...... what the hell are you wearing?
Sam: So you don't like it?
Dean: ... Aaah.
Sam: What, so you're telling me you don't like my French-maid outfit?
Dean: *runs away*
Dean: Sam, I have some good news.
Sam: Yea, I know the demon is finally dead.
Dean: No, I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Cute Girl: Hey! What is that thing?! It's eating your brother!
Dean: Oh him? He'll be fine. So what'd you say your sign was?
Sam: Here comes Dean himself. Mr. Dean, do you have any words for our viewers?
Dean: Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup... no I take that one back. I'm gonna hold onto that one.
Sam: Thank you, Dean.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:16 am
Dean: (to sleeping Sam) Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey.
Dean: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Sam: Here comes Dean himself. Mr. Dean, do you have any words for our viewers?
Dean: Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup... no I take that one back. I'm gonna hold onto that one.
Sam: Thank you, Dean.
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I can picture those in my head. :]]
These were funny to read. I lol'd.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:01 am
Canvas Doll I can picture those in my head. :]] These were funny to read. I lol'd. Heh.. yah I enjoyed them quite a bit.. now for a few more that I found: Dean: We've got a job to do. Sam: What is it? Dean: Apparently there's some snakes... on a plane. Dean: There are two types of people out there, those that say the glass is half full, and those that say there is no glass we are all just part of the same existence, matter is a figment of the imagination, so to believe the glass exists, let alone is half full is to believe a lie. So Sam, I ask you this: What type of person are you? Sam: How did we get on this subject? Dean: Man I think it's about time I settled down, get me a wife, have me some kids.. Sam: I didn't hear you. Dean: The secret word is ‘AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!’ Dean: Does this gun make me look fat?
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:09 am
Yo, these are funny as hell!!!!!!! like, i could ever see dean getting a wife and he hates little kids.........hehe.....sam's turned on by incest...or should we say...WINCEST!!!!! xp
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:25 am
OHMIGOD!!!!!
*teeehehhee* I think you posted these in the wrong Forum.... rofl
*squeels* They were all so funny! *loved*
*almost spat out coffee at the one u dedicated to me*
Uhh... Yeah. *POKES SUBFORUM*
There appears to be at least another two people who SHOULD BE POSTING IN THERE!!!!!
*hehe*
*loved faux quotes*
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:09 pm
LOL! Yah...
Aaaaaaand a few more:
Sam: I counted to infinity twice.
Dean: That's not possible.
Sam: Oh yeah? Prove me wrong.
Dean: *Starts counting*
Sam: Oh God. *Shakes head*
[Dean walks through a parking lot, opens a car door, gets in, and sees a stranger sitting there staring at him.]
Dean: Wrong. Car. (gets out slowly)
Dean: I'm bringin' sexy back...
Dean: Sam, you ignorant slut.
Sam: Man I just saw myself die in a vision!
Dean: How'd ya die?
Sam: DEAN!
Dean: C’mon, spill!
Sam: I was strangled by something.
Dean: WRONG! *stirs impala into a tree*
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:12 pm
arsilverangel Sam: Man I just saw myself die in a vision! Dean: How'd ya die? Sam: DEAN! Dean: C’mon, spill! Sam: I was strangled by something. Dean: WRONG! *steers impala into a tree* lol. All BRILLIANT! biggrin *fixes typo* razz
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:34 pm
haha... and now for some I made up:
Dean: (speaking in smoke signals) Puff, puff, mini-puff, elongated puff, puff..
Dean: Silly Sammy. Tricks are for kids.
Sam: Deeeeeeeean!!! I have to peeeee! *dances around like a little boy while crossing his legs*
Dean: Anarchy!!!
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:46 pm
arsilverangel haha... and now for some I made up: Dean: (speaking in smoke signals) Puff, puff, mini-puff, elongated puff, puff.. Dean: Silly Sammy. Tricks are for kids. Sam: Deeeeeeeean!!! I have to peeeee! *dances around like a little boy while crossing his legs* Dean: Anarchy!!! HAHAHAHA! They ROCKED!!! *waves* *will have to leave soon to go out for dinner* *pouts* *never been so sad to leave to go OUT for dinner...*
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:38 pm
LOL! Those are all hilarious.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:06 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:15 pm
haha.. and now one i made up for fpvs:
Sam: *watching TV.. pretty bored* So...
Dean: So.....
Sam: Wanna make out?
Dean:.... Yes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! twisted lol rolleyes
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:34 pm
arsilverangel haha.. and now one i made up for fpvs: Sam: *watching TV.. pretty bored* So... Dean: So..... Sam: Wanna make out? Dean:.... Yes. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! twisted lol rolleyes ARGH!!!!!! *squeels and shakes hands in excitement* Totally... U need to be in the other subforum... *goes to make sure you've started posting there*
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:06 am
fpvs arsilverangel haha.. and now one i made up for fpvs: Sam: *watching TV.. pretty bored* So... Dean: So..... Sam: Wanna make out? Dean:.... Yes. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! twisted lol rolleyes ARGH!!!!!! *squeels and shakes hands in excitement* Totally... U need to be in the other subforum... *goes to make sure you've started posting there* LOL!!!! Ok... I honestly dont mind slash.. i just dont prefer it to be in the SN universe.. I like them just having the brother dynamic.. I post that kinda stuff for you cause i know you enjoy it... heck, i even enjoy it.. it's hilarious! The only way I'd read wincest.. is if it had a really reeeeeeeallly good story line... and could somehow be believable.. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:33 pm
arsilverangel LOL!!!! Ok... I honestly dont mind slash.. i just dont prefer it to be in the SN universe.. I like them just having the brother dynamic.. I post that kinda stuff for you cause i know you enjoy it... heck, i even enjoy it.. it's hilarious! The only way I'd read wincest.. is if it had a really reeeeeeeallly good story line... and could somehow be believable.. 3nodding *giggles* Allow me to find you you some fics!!! *grins* *would actually have to go through hundreds of stories* I'll get back to you on that one mrgreen
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