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ugh someone kiiilllll me plz

My mother stayed home today

For whatever reason

I guess to torture me because this is the first time I've had a significant amount of time off in about a month.

And all she does all day

is eat.

My mom's pretty overweight

Disgustingly so

I'd say 60-70 pounds.

And she bitches about how fat she is.

If you're so worried about being fat

put down the cookies and ice cream.

Srsly.

She's eating about 3 servings of that right now.

Grooooosssss.

Do your parents suck as hard as mine?

Nailbat, you say? surprised

My parents screamed at me and tried to ground me from the computer cos I wouldnt text my sister to tell her to call them even tho she had her phone off and cos of my smart a** mouth.

: D

XD make sure its the cacti with needles that actually hurt

Even better if you shoot people out of it surprised