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Phasm

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:33 pm


So I finally got a new commission.
And its not porn for once.
Its a portrait of someone from a photo.
That’s not my style per say.
But I’m doing it.
Why?
Because I’m an art whore.
A broke one at that.

So I try to explain that I’m not a portrait artist.
I’m an Illustrator.
She pesters me to do it even though I direct her to someone who can do it better.
She still wants me to do the painting, Photorealistic.

I’m a bit worried it’s not going to be what the woman is looking for.
If she decided to stiff me because its not exactly what she was expecting, I’m shoving the canvas down her throat.


Spoon feed?
Stupid clients and people you have to work with.
Unrealistic expectations of realism.
Selling out.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:38 pm


I stopped reading at "it's not porn."

The Almighty Bobo


NightmareNurse

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:44 pm


If shes dumb enough to insist YOU do it even though you feel uncomfortable, then she has no right to complain at all if she doesn't like the outcome surprised
PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:47 pm


The Almighty Bobo
I stopped reading at "it's not porn."

I never thought I would say
"damn, couldn't she just give me another lesbian porno project?"
I am so burned out on drawing lesbians.

Phasm


circlesss

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:49 pm


oh dang
this just reminds me of how
that one girl still hasn't paid me
i forgot her name
THIS WAS HER PLAN


i'm all up for the canvas shoving
i rias mi fist
PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:52 pm


I''m demanding 30 of it up front for materials and time.
If she doesn't like it she keeps the rest I keep the painting for my portfolio.

Phasm


JadeDragonSoul

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:57 pm


I have to be the worst person to ask for a comission.
I have the drawings all done for a few people, but I cant scan them because of the scanner wasn't hooked up to the computer. And now, I just procrastinate hookig it up.

By....months. D:
PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:18 pm


PM me some old projects.

The Mighty Z-Rex
Vice Captain


The_Awesomeness

PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:32 pm


...

oh, I've sold out before!

it was delightful.

I decided that it was time for me to stop being borke, so I did something illigal

*gasp*

and Now i sell Mix CD's to high schoolers.

I just ask em what they want on a mix, and BAM!

instant five bucks.

The_Awesomeness
PostPosted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:56 pm


Did you blow someone for a fifty?

The Mighty Z-Rex
Vice Captain


Theodra

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:06 pm


It's her fault if she doesn't
like the piece. I'd tell her
to suck it.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:21 am


NightmareNurse
If shes dumb enough to insist YOU do it even though you feel uncomfortable, then she has no right to complain at all if she doesn't like the outcome surprised
Exactly. Justr do the best you can do. And if she doesn't like it, just say "hey, YOU insisted, lady."

~Manda a.k.a Inny~


~Manda a.k.a Inny~

PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:22 am


The Mighty Z-Rex
Did you blow someone for a fifty?
lol, I hate your signature. Leave the poor horse alone! xd
PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:02 pm


~Manda a.k.a Inny~
The Mighty Z-Rex
Did you blow someone for a fifty?
lol, I hate your signature. Leave the poor horse alone! xd

The horse was running it's b***h horse mouth.

But seriously, it's an irish tradition to box horses.

The Mighty Z-Rex
Vice Captain


~Manda a.k.a Inny~

PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:10 pm


The Mighty Z-Rex
~Manda a.k.a Inny~
The Mighty Z-Rex
Did you blow someone for a fifty?
lol, I hate your signature. Leave the poor horse alone! xd

The horse was running it's b***h horse mouth.

But seriously, it's an irish tradition to box horses.

You're irish huh? Nice. My neighbor is Irish, and I just find that out a few days ago. xd
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