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 Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:59 am
I had my first driving lesson today. I thought it'd be a piece of piss, but no, it wasn't. Luckily I get lessons free because the instructor is my Uncle, who loves me because I like Led Zeppelin.
So after waking up with the mother of all stone-overs (Still feeling the effects of excessive marijuana use) I step into the car and after only 5 minutes we're almost dead, because some stupid old person in a people-carrier wasn't looking where she was going. So I handbreak turned, which I just happened to know how to do, chased after her, rammed her off the road, barrel rolled out of the car and beat the dumb s**t out of her, just for being old. I didn't mind that she almost killed me, just because she was old.
Other than that it was alright, the break is still something that mystifies me. "The break is for pussies" I always said. I found myself either doing it too soon or not at all. Madness. Steering is also a bit odd, keeping your hands at ten too two and s**t. I kept crossing my arms.
Anyone else drive?
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:38 pm
I think I gave my mom a heart attack when she took me out for a lesson, just to show me the things before I went off the next day with an instructor.
she was all "ok. Now, dont floor it. Tap it. A little gas is all you need =D"
I floor it.
XDDD we go over a speed bump at about 80 miles an hour and shes like STOP STOP THE BRAKE THE BRAAAAKE! and I stop.
And then when were driving a little farther I mix up the brake and gas and gun it at a stop sign :"D<3
I actually got semi-better, and when i was learning to parallel park, this jackass went down the WRONG WAY on a ONE way street, and nearly hit me from the side. He would have if my intructor hadnt jerked the wheel and floored it.
The other kids that were learning to drive with me screamed and one of the girls cried
I have a permit, and my mom isnt rushing me with the license rofl
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