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 Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:48 am
JB's Joke thread!
Got a case of the giggles cause of a great joke you heard recently?
Then why not share it with the world? My joke thread is for everyone to post the funniest jokes you can come up with! xd
*Try and make it so that the jokes are not too offensive. There may be complaints! ninja *
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:45 am
i've got a joke for ya brother! here it goes! its not as funny when you say in spanish but hey
one day bob's mom gave him some money to buy some meat for dinner.His mom said not to waste the money on little toys and so later he went and actually wasted the money on toys,he was gonna get in trouble if he doesn't find a way to buy meat so...whilewalking around in circles thinking he saw a bullet it was very big so he takes it and paints it so it would look like meat.Later that day and bring the "meat"to his mom and goes to his room then later his mom cooks the "meat" gives it to his dad,he eats it farts and kills a cat!!
The end
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Belladona Nightshade Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:37 am
Since I'm Latina I can permit myself this joke. lol
Q: What do you call a Latino without a knife?
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I cut you man, I cut you!
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:40 am
Akuma_ Higurashi i've got a joke for ya brother! here it goes! its not as funny when you say in spanish but hey one day bob's mom gave him some money to buy some meat for dinner.His mom said not to waste the money on little toys and so later he went and actually wasted the money on toys,he was gonna get in trouble if he doesn't find a way to buy meat so...whilewalking around in circles thinking he saw a bullet it was very big so he takes it and paints it so it would look like meat.Later that day and bring the "meat"to his mom and goes to his room then later his mom cooks the "meat" gives it to his dad,he eats it farts and kills a cat!! The end Very funny!
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Belladona Nightshade Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:08 am
What happened to the guild that had lots of join requests but no posters...
it died..
wow, that's not funny at all. crying
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:47 am
Belladona Nightshade Since I'm Latina I can permit myself this joke. lol Q: What do you call a Latino without a knife? . . .. .. ... ...... ......... ....... ..... .... ... .. . . A: Unemployed! xd I cut you man, I cut you!lol badum CHING! haha good one xd
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Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:11 pm
Belladona Nightshade What happened to the guild that had lots of join requests but no posters... it died.. wow, that's not funny at all. crying indeed.. no it is not! crying But grape just posted so there is hope for us yet! 3nodding Don't despair Bella-chan. heart
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:54 pm
Nikael Obscura [JB] Belladona Nightshade What happened to the guild that had lots of join requests but no posters... it died.. wow, that's not funny at all. crying indeed.. no it is not! crying But grape just posted so there is hope for us yet! 3nodding Don't despair Bella-chan. heart Okay JB. I won't. smile I wish I had more fun jokes though... hmmm... Oh! This is a lame blonde joke.. (sorry Blondes. lol)
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
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Belladona Nightshade Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:30 am
More blonde jokes!
Three blondes were following a set of tracks. "They're deer tracks," said the first. "No," said the second, "They're definitely rabbit tracks." The third frowned and said, "You're both wrong. They have to be bear tracks."
Then they all got run over by the train. mrgreen
As a blonde, I'm allowed to tell such jokes. However, I'm not usually good at telling jokes. The worst I've done... "Three blondes were following train tracks..." sweatdrop "Nevermind..."
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:43 am
What do you call two blondes sitting the frontseat of a car?
Duel Airbags.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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Belladona Nightshade Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:56 am
Nicco Nightstar More blonde jokes! Three blondes were following a set of tracks. "They're deer tracks," said the first. "No," said the second, "They're definitely rabbit tracks." The third frowned and said, "You're both wrong. They have to be bear tracks." Then they all got run over by the train. mrgreen As a blonde, I'm allowed to tell such jokes. However, I'm not usually good at telling jokes. The worst I've done... "Three blondes were following train tracks..." sweatdrop "Nevermind..." I hear a similar version of that but I just love the blunt end of this one. lol I didn't know you were blonde Nicco? Here, let me make this even for you since blondes are such easy targ - I mean... Q: What's the sound of a bunette's mating call?
A: "Are all the blondes gone?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:01 am
Voodoodaddy What do you call two blondes sitting the frontseat of a car? Duel Airbags. How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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Belladona Nightshade Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:46 pm
what do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear-to-ear?
a windtunnel!
and why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
she heard the drinks were on the house!
man, i really feel sorry for the blondies out there...
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:33 am
Grape Sodapop what do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear-to-ear? a windtunnel! and why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? she heard the drinks were on the house! man, i really feel sorry for the blondies out there... I really like the first one! xd
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Belladona Nightshade Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:36 am
I have a blond one! It's long and sounds better when you say it aloud.
One lovely day a twenty passenger airplane took to the skies. Since there was a blond convention going on, 19 of the 20 passengers were blond. The last passenger was a brunette. As the plane began to get some altitude it hit some bad turbulence(sp?)
Suddenly, the bottom of the plane fell out. Everyone had to grab a hold of the luggage rack above them. "This is your Captain speaking." Said a voice over the intercom. "Because of the problems we are experiencing, someone has to drop. This will lighten our load, even if by a small bit." There was silence for a short time before a sigh was heard.
"Okay..." Said, the brunette, "I guess I'll let go for the sake of everyone else."
The blonds applauded.
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