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[Invalid.Characters] Captain
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 Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:05 am
heart Brazealand Constitution! heart
Alrighty, here is the Brazealand constituion for you all to print out and read in your spare time. Don't forget, if you get any marks on it you have to print out another copy.
The Brazealand Constitution was formed back in the day before the young-uns came. It was written down by Cook E. President, the president of the day who was the ancester of Brazealand's current president.
1. Keep everything within the ToS. Like, no random porn or cybering or anything like that.
2. No chatspeak, it's just not fun.
3. Every thread you make should have a poll in it, so we can get the 1 gold or so from it. Of course, Rachel shat on that rule, so it isn't required, just recommended.
4. You must obey the Captain and Vice- Captains at all times. The Crew when you want to.
5. The constitution may be amended by a ruler of Brazealand at anytime.
6. No bringing up old threads, unless they are very important. It is just annoying to see a random thread about nothing from months ago at the top of the page.
7. The Captain and Vice-Captains can break any rule they wish, well, except for number 1.
That is all for now.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:35 pm
heart Brazealand: The Mighty Nation. heart
Brazealand is a perfectly formed rectangle, whose land mass is supported by old car tires and empty cans and bottles. Each side is surrounded by a barrier which prevents people from falling off the sheer cliffs into the ocean. The only side which the ocean is accessible by is the south, Brazealand's only beach.
It is located exactly halfway between Brazil and New Zealand, and as such, combines the native fauna in the way that the two predominant species are Monkies and Kiwi birds.
Each species has it's own sanctuary at the top of Brazealand and can be visited by tourists.
Some say that in the far reaches of each zone there is a secret military training camp, connected by an underground research facility, which is producing elite monkey and kiwi bird soldiers. This is simply speculation and is just not true. But if we tell you not to go somehwere, you sure better not go there.
There are also a large number of frogs in wheelchairs, race on the giant racetrack island, Frogtopia, connected to Brazealand by a rundown wodden bridge above the ocean where deadly sharks circle constantly, waiting for unfortunate tourists to fall.
Another speculative theory says that one of the leaders passtimes is to stand in their underwater, one way glass tunnel below the bridge and laugh at the fate of those unfortunate tourists. This would be cruel and unusual and we would certainly never partake in such follies.
The Brazealand Palace is a large complex, several stories high, which caters to the need of the two Leaders, President Cookie and any guests they may chose to invite. The grounds and the palace are strictly offlimit except by special invitation.
Most of the Brazealand population resides around the palace and alot of tourist resorts are located here also. The Vision Tel. Headquarters, two 500 storey skyscrapers side by side, joined by an overhead walkway, tower over the city. This is the home of Frank Smoot, CEO of Vision Tel. and old friend of the Leaders. The city is enclosed by the Great Brazealand Wall, built during the southern rebellion, before the Leaders restored order. A path leads out of the city through the Brazealand Gates.
The journey to Southern Brazealand is quite perilous. Just outside the gates of Brazealand Central, the path leads through a shaded area, for shady dealin's.
All the shadiest events occur here, as well as shady deals and agreements. Not much is known about what goes on here, because everything is slightly dark, being in the shade and all.
Another wall seperates these shady parts from the Appleberry Forest, the source of Brazealand's greatest export, the Appleberry. In these parts, a million and eighty-two is considered a sacred number.
Thw Wizard's house is located in the centre of the western forest. Noone knows why exactly he is there or what he contributes to Brazealand. Some have journeyed to visit him, but most end up getting distracted and going home. Everyone just accepts that every forest must have it's Wizard and are glad to be graced by his presence.
The eastern forest is far more forbodding, as the centre is home to the Gang Wars of the Bad Appleberries. Appleberries that have turned rotten, when consumed by humans, can be fatal. Only Rachel, one of the Leaders, is said to have survived consuming a bad appleberry. These sppleberries are dangerous and should be avoided.
At the end of the path is Crown Mountain, home to the Almighty Appleberry, legendary super-hero and deity of Brazealand. On either side, temples of the Rachel Worship Cult and the Lsoer Cult pay homage to this god as part of their traditions.
The Leaders both have a private mansion located between each temple and the coast, which they use for beach parties, relaxation and accomodation when long stay near the temples are neccessary.
The coastal residential area and tourist resorts are located between the two mansions. This beachfront area, although lacking in the tourist novelty of monkies and kiwi birds, is a popular retreat.
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:36 pm
heart Map of Brazealand! heart
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:37 pm
Brazealand National Anthem!
Brazealand, the mighty place
Where everyone has knees
Brazealand, the fabulous place
With monkies and kiwis (that's the bird not the people)
Brazealand, Brazealand
Won't you come and play
Brazealand, Brazealand
Come, come, come today!
We've got lots of things to do
And lots of things to see
We've got a public holiday
Atleast once a week
We've got lots of places to go
And spend your money on
Something something something something
Something that rhymes with week
So lets all go to...
Brazealand, the mighty place
Where everyone has knees
Brazealand, the fabulous place
With monkies and kiwis (that's the bird not the people)
Brazealand, Brazealand
Won't you come and play
Brazealand, Brazealand
Come, come, come today!
You know what happens to people
Who don't do what we say
We severly maim them
In every single way
We pull their eyes out of their head
And feed them to our dog
And then we send them down the river
Tied to a log
Brazealand the mighty place
Where everyone has knees
Brazealand, the fabulous place
With monkies and kiwis (that's the bird not the people)
Brazealand, Brazealand
Won't you come and play
Brazealand, Brazealand
Come, come, come today
(The following verse is to be sung only be Ellen and Rachel)
If you come to Brazealand
You can see Ellen and Rachel (that's me!)
We are so intelligent
Oh, look a tree!
Brazealand, Brazealand
Won't you come and play
Brazealand, Brazealand
Come, come, come today
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:17 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:18 am
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:18 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:15 pm
you want us to become evil like Tom and kill the trees?!?
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Multifunctionomical Boner Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:19 am
Yes, it is for a good cause.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:44 am
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:33 pm
you should print a copy for Tom xd
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:46 pm
That is a very good idea, Ellen get on that right away.
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Multifunctionomical Boner Vice Captain
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:15 am
Aye aye Cap'n!
Meh... then I'd have to like, put it on the pendrive, walk all the way inside andf print it out then walk all the way out again...
Maybe later.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:40 am
So...writing music to the national anthem, huh?
Lesse here...
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Multifunctionomical Boner Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:44 am
You'll do wonderfully at writing the music. Well, you'll do better than me in any case.
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