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 Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:34 pm
http://www.amazon.com/million-Half-abortions-monthly-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B000668NNO/sr=8-2/qid=1160350342/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-5975062-2165619?ie=UTF8&s=automotive
I was browsing Amazon and though, hey, just for s+g's I'd type in abortion and see what kind of books ect it would come up with.
What I got was this bazarre bumper sticker.
Half abortions?
Half abortions are as we here in PCG have figured with our miniscule minds, are periods and ejaculations.
So! Let's play a little game now that I know what the eff it is!
Girls:
Count up every year you have had your period and multiply it by 12 for a rough estimate.
Guys:
Find an average amount of sperm per ejaculate and multiply it by the average times you masterbate a month then by how many years you have masturbated.
Have you had your half abortion today?
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:40 pm
IMO I think it's equating menstraution to abortion.
because an egg is half and a sperm is half.
does that make any sense? surprised
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:40 pm
maybe they are like... zombie babies?
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:44 pm
Trite~Elegy IMO I think it's equating menstraution to abortion.
because an egg is half and a sperm is half.
does that make any sense? surprised Yeah that does make a little sense. I think it's more of a pro-choice stab at the fact that people aren't reproducing. It's a bit underhanded imo. And if it's referring to menstration, they should add in the numbers from male masturbation. It'd be staggering.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:58 pm
I think it does mean menstruation because it says 'monthly' and a majority of women normally have a monthly period. xD rofl
But wait...does a woman's body actually produce 100 million eggs in a month? 0_o;;; or is that more of in their lifetime?
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:00 pm
SterileNeedles I think it does mean menstruation because it says 'monthly' and a majority of women normally have a monthly period. xD rofl But wait...does a woman's body actually produce 100 million eggs in a month? 0_o;;; or is that more of in their lifetime? It's referring to EVERY woman in the country, not just one.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:02 pm
Most likely every woman. I wonder how many "half-abortions" I've had in my lifetime? We should play a game and figure it out!
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:07 pm
I've had 93 half abortions! biggrin
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:07 pm
Half-abortions?
Well, that's when there is twins, but they only abort one of them.
Ba-dum-ch! (rim shot)
Erm.... Nah, its actually refering to menstruation. You guys pretty much figured it out. I really just wanted to throw my joke in there.
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:25 pm
nobhdy Half-abortions? Well, that's when there is twins, but they only abort one of them. Ba-dum-ch! (rim shot) Erm.... Nah, its actually refering to menstruation. You guys pretty much figured it out. I really just wanted to throw my joke in there.
you're contirbuting to the half abortions too! don't think you get away so clean!
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:29 pm
Trite~Elegy nobhdy Half-abortions? Well, that's when there is twins, but they only abort one of them. Ba-dum-ch! (rim shot) Erm.... Nah, its actually refering to menstruation. You guys pretty much figured it out. I really just wanted to throw my joke in there.
you're contirbuting to the half abortions too! don't think you get away so clean!oh no! i am? ack! But half-abortions are half-murder! And uh... And 2 half-abortions, then its a whole murder!! How many murders have I commited! dramallama (sarcasm)
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:32 pm
nobhdy Trite~Elegy nobhdy Half-abortions? Well, that's when there is twins, but they only abort one of them. Ba-dum-ch! (rim shot) Erm.... Nah, its actually refering to menstruation. You guys pretty much figured it out. I really just wanted to throw my joke in there.
you're contirbuting to the half abortions too! don't think you get away so clean!oh no! i am? ack! But half-abortions are half-murder! And uh... And 2 half-abortions, then its a whole murder!! How many murders have I commited! dramallama (sarcasm)
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:57 pm
Mensuating, they mean! rofl HA! Female Murderers Anynumous
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:22 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:28 pm
So if two halves make a whole then you have had...71 and a half abortions. xd
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