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 Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:39 pm
Things not to say when your mom hands you a box of Condums (femdoms if you prefer)
OH! my faviort flavor
*counts* this should last me a few days
(post your own)
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:45 pm
Things not to say when you french kiss your boyfriend:
*choughs* what's your problem! I asked to be french kissed, not drowned in saliva!
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:17 am
aw man... you didn't get the extra big size.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:28 am
Twack Things not to say when your mom hands you a box of Condums (femdoms if you prefer) OH! my faviort flavor *counts* this should last me a few days (post your own) (So stupid of me I made a new one! xp ) Finaly! I don't have to use cat inestines anymore!
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:45 pm
Awesome! Now all I need is a banana and I'll be all set for my new job at 'Stephen Colbert's School for Sex Education'!
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:36 am
But I'm allergic to strawberry...
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:34 pm
*mutters*damn MS *mutters* mom when will you understand, IM A GIRL!
Uh...these are the wrong size...
These are the ones dad uses blaugh
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:08 pm
Wow, this is great! I thought I was going to have to scrape up some money to buy some more for tonight!
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:17 pm
Awesome! Now, when I'm on the receiving end, I won't have to clean up the gooey stuff afterwards!
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:39 pm
Condoms? I dont swing that way so do you think you could get me some dental dams next time your out? I guess I'll have to use plastic wrap untill then.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:19 pm
AkureiKnight Condoms? I dont swing that way so do you think you could get me some dental dams next time your out? I guess I'll have to use plastic wrap untill then. 1. Plastic wrap don't protect s**t! 2. Won't the other kids down at the park go crazy when I show them THESE water-balloons! Edit: Yes, I know condoms don't work well as water balloons.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:22 pm
Kohki AkureiKnight Condoms? I dont swing that way so do you think you could get me some dental dams next time your out? I guess I'll have to use plastic wrap untill then. 1. Plastic wrap don't protect s**t! 2. Won't the other kids down at the park go crazy when I show them THESE water-balloons! Edit: Yes, I know condoms don't work well as water balloons. yes it does as long as it's the non-microwavable kind.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:10 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:39 am
Why are you giving me these ?
Shouldn't you give them to Grandpa instead ?
I heard he has a date with a few girls from Hooter's.
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:40 am
Shadow of Fantasy Finaly! I don't have to use cat inestines anymore!
(my favorite. xD)
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