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p***y Manifesto by b***h and Animal

Manifest this motha ******** #1:
Every living thing comes from and returns to (get it?)

Manifest this ******** #2:
Let p***y speak to me through every living thing. As all creatures move and grow, let them bring forth the open ness and warm ness that flows in the energy of p***y...the life force on which we all depend.

Manifest this ******** #3:
I'm sick of my genitalia being used as an insult. Are you? It's time to let my labia rip and rearrange this. Here we go:
"That was so p***y of you to help me move to my new place! Especially since I'm living on the 13th floor. You've really made this a p***y move!"

Manifest this ******** #4:
The power of p***y could be blinding. Do not misinterpret its strength and fear it. Do not try to control it. It is light, rich and full of warmth. Use it wisely and with jeweled intentions.

Manifest this ******** #5:
The Egg says, "Don't forget me, ******** Egg must not be understated. Let the Egg be the symbol of all courage!
Here we go:
"Honey, that took Eggs for you to tell your customer off for not tipping you 20%!"
The Egg, like courage, is a delicate intricate shell surrounding ever-changing nutritious life!
Let the Egg be the teacher and the p***y be its nest.

Manifest this ******** #6:
Employ the p***y!
*teacher
*whore
*philosopher
*president
Pay her well!

Manifest this ******** #7:
The p***y is a traveler! No matter where your p***y energy leads you, let the p***y be your clock.
Allow the 'ticking' to be measured by
gathered and dispersed
gathered and dispersed
gathered and dispersed
one should not outweigh the other...

Manifest this ******** #8:
Let p***y manifest and let freedom sing!

Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, by Le Tigre


Nanny nanny, nanny nanny boo boo
Nanny nanny, nanny nanny boo boo
Nanny nanny, nanny nanny boo boo
Nanny nanny, nanny nanny boo boo
If you ask us how we want it we'll say man to man,
When you go to kiss our cheeks we're gonna put out our hands, because
All night we've been talking to liars,
And it's all right, just not in the style of tigers--
And if you ask us what we're doin we'll say
"It doesn't matter to you."
All you need to know is we love to see the crowd move.
So turn it up!
It really isn't loud enough.
When we say when, we know you think it's too much--
So what?
*Nanny nanny, nanny nanny boo boo.
So what?
It's just a joke man, just an interview.
So what?
Nanny nanny, nanny nanny boo boo.
So what?
You'll never get it, I guess this s**t is too new.*
Now lets synchronize our movements till they're super sick.
We got high hats, and loud claps in every mix.
We're like boys, just ask her, d**k's done by C.P. Caster.
Hey, look out you're still in slip mode!
Thanks, but now i'm in batch capture.
And if you ask us why we're laughing we'll say
"It doesn't matter to you."
All you need to know is we love to see the crowd move.
So turn it up!
It really isn't loud enough.
When we say when, we know you think too much.
So what?
[Repeat Starred Verse Two Times]
Heaphones, and velcro, and pictures of mars.
[So what?]
New mics, and dirt bikes, and candy bars.
[So what?]
Bowties, and sneakers, while making beats.
[So what?]
Hard drives, and handbooks, and hotel sheets.
So what?
It doesn't matter to you...[x3]
Nanny nanny, nanny nanny boo boo
So what?
I do it every night--
She does it in her man suit!
So what?
Nanny nanny, nanny nanny boo boo
So what?
We never said it, but you know we always wanted to!
So what?[x4]
[Repeat Starred Verse]
So what?

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Sexist Appeal
Saturated with sex stereotypes gender roles reinforce inferiority
Exploiting anatomy, exploiting sexuality, preying on insecurities
Force fed proper mannerisms, treated different from the date of birth
Raised as men's servants who should never question their own sense of worth

Conditioning children with anorexic plastic of 'perfect' feminine traits
Learning how to hide any blemishes, meeting standards men create
Painting flesh like painting a picture that subliminally suggests
To equally conditioned men that women are just there for sex
Striving to achieve the super model image the media project
Spending countless hours enhancing a look instead of self respect
Eating disorders insuring beauty and endangering health
When living life behind a mask you cant expect to know yourself
When women are taught one way to act and men are taught another
The ability to accept and tolerate is absent from each other
Without understanding or communication the result too often is
Bigotry by ignorance unintended prejudice
Any man that would treat a woman as property you keep
is nothing but an ignorant bigot that can only see skin deep
having a relationship of inequality, treating a woman as a possession
taking advantage of devotion using emotions as a weapon
violating another's personal rights as if they never mattered
every day that begins with this conditioning ends with another woman battered
taught how to act, taught how to think
taught how to feel, told by another gender
sexist appeal dehumanizes women molding an image
making the body more important then what the person is
taught to pretend, taught to please
taught to conceal, told that you must surrender
sexist appeal demoralizes men, distoriting their view
making the body the most important part to pursue
initiating a chase that relies on deception
hoping persistant efforts will overcome rejection
conditioned by images lusting for sex
haunting men's thoughts of who they'll bed next
taught how to act, taught how to think
taught how to feel, told by another gender
sexist appeal dehumanizes women by abusing sexuality
another person's body shouldn't be viewed as a trophy
taught to pretend, taught to please
taught how to feel, told that you must surrender
sexist appeal demoralizes men, encouraging rape
another persons body is never for anyone else to take
treating a fellow person without any respect
condemning behavior as if the woman asked for it
society's distorted our judgement with what they suggest
why take no for an answer when no really means yes

[Woman's part]
we've heard it all so many times before
stop treating women like some trashy cheap whore
or a virgin that must lead to a sterile life
a surrogate mother under the disguise of the word wife
they make the rules but yet they don't play fair
forcing sexual stereotypes that make us all aware
of every single one of our failures in the eyes of society
telling me that I'm not quite what I'm supposed to be
I'm not married with two children or single with a career
I'm not drowning in some mortagage or living in financial fear
I don't cower as I walk home all alone throughout the streets
I refuse to be treated like a piece of trumped up meat
I turn away from the billboards that extol the latest fad
Of looking like a junkie in the Calvin Klein ad
Now its time to get beyond all of our rage and pointing fingers
To see through the lies no matter how much it lingers

[Man's part]
As long as I can remember ive been a victim of mans lies
And in turn ive victimized women through ignorant naive eyes
When overlooking personality in the person im seeing
Then my attraction becomes the exploitation of another human being
In my heart I know equality but conditioning affects my brain
So without complete understanding oppression will remain
For as enlightened as I may consider myself I still have much to learn
And since actually achieving equality still is a concern
I must open my mind to the opinions that women would suggest
Because theyre the ones who understand sexual oppression best
As a man im part of the problem that's something I must accept
Unless through education I can evolve towards a mutual respect
Everyone of us should realize how our struggle now relates
And how as equals we can destroy what society dictates
We can hopefully find a way to respectfully co-exist
And then eliminate the biggest prejudice that exists

[Both together]
because this is not about man vs. woman or woman vs. man
but human to human as we struggle to understand
were living life suspiciously believing there's no one we can trust
theyre dividing the population the system is destroying us
profiting from this division and the line of thinking that's been bought
if equality is ever to exist we have to unlearn what weve been taught
bigotry by ignorance unintended prejudice

Aw I love that song domokun

Le Tigre - FYR
Ten short years of progressive change, fifty ******** years of calling us names.
Can we trade title nine for an end to hate crime?
RU-486 if we suck your ******** d**k?
One step forward, five steps back.
One cool record in the year of rock-rap.
Yeah we got all the power getting stabbed in the shower and we got equal rights on ladies night.

Feminists we're calling you.
Please report to the front desk.
Let's name this phenomenon.
It's too dumb to bring us down.
F.Y.R. Fifty years of ridicule.
F.Y.R. take another picture. . . . .

Mrs. Doubtfire on mother's day.
On-the-job stalker for equal pay.
Toss us a few new AIDS drugs as national healthcare bites the dust.
While you were on vacation black people didn't get reparations.
You know these days no one's exploited.
Sorry dude can't hear ya with my head in the toilet.

Feminists we're calling you.
Please report to the front desk.
Let's name this phenomenon.
It's too dumb to bring us down.
F.Y.R. Fifty years of ridicule.
F.Y.R. take another picture. . . . . .

You've really come a long way baby.
It's you, not the world, that's totally crazy.
Cuz we really rocked the ******** vote with election fraud in poor zip codes.
Celebrate gay marriage in Vermont by enforcing those old sodomy laws.
One step foreward five steps back.
We tell the truth they turn up the laugh track.

Feminists we're calling you.
Please report to the front desk.
Let's name this phenomenon.
It's too dumb to bring us down.

*this isn't really mine, but its in my head and I can't get it out*

Love rhymes with hideous car wreck-The Blood Brothers

Those tire tracks
zigzag your torso like a Devil's self portrait.
The car accident, the skin graft treatment, the flower baskets,
the wincing relatives...

you bid her farewell then got in your car
and that's the last thing that you can recall.
and when they pulled you out
you didn't know your name
exploding semi truck blurred your face with flame...

you met Jane four years ago today
dancing at some vomit-stained frat party.
Her newspaper gown, flashing headline brown, her violent gypsy dance,
her tired underpants...

Love [x12]
rhymes with pity now
Love [x12]
rhymes with sympathy now

Jane let you touch and feel her
she was so free like a pineapple in a tree
You said it's dangerous
to be so intimate
You know it's dangerous, dangerous, dangerous.

Jane said when she laid on her back
the sun hit her body like an ugly landscape.

But some things never get better
like used cars and bad livers.
So you traded her in for a better looking brand.
One with fake porno tits
a pad lock on her lips
disposable tan
biodegradable hands.

Back at the hospital
you got no visitors at all.
She visits you in your sleep,
but that newspaper gown is always on fire [x2]

She met him a week after you left her
when you tossed out her touch to the garbage collector.
He talked her out of her skirt in his beer-soaked apartment
and then they did all the things
you never said that you wanted.
And the sirens are laughing underneath your skull.
And your thoughts are turning dull, callous and cold.
Yesterday you gave your burden a name.
Yesterday you gave your burden a face.

But your burden looks an awful lot like her.

Love [x12]
rhymes with pity now
Love [x12]
rhymes with sympathy now

My hopes are so high,
that your kiss might kill me.
So won't you kill me? so i die happy.