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man, i sure wished i was a ninja. if i was i'll be like "hey, im a ninja and im going to kill you..... ninja like." but im not going to say that out loud cuz they'll be on to me and not let me kill them all ninja like. i also want to hang upside down on a ceiling and walk on water and do cool jutsus like "kage bunshin no jutsu" which is the shadow clone jutsu that naruto does. man oh man, that'll be the coolest. if there's something i don't want to do i'll just send one of my clones to do it (ha, the sucker)

you know who's even cooler

ZOMBIES! why cuz they can just be walking and one of their arms will fall off and then they're all like what ever
and what happens to your ninja when his arm falls off "AHHH SOMEBODY HELP!!!"

yep