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 Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:38 pm
i don't know how to act next to them
i kind of stare after they answer yes
when i'm like
"u mormon boi?"
i don't want their 10 brothers and pregnant mom to beat me up
crying
honestly
ps hi guys
i'm writing about PAS and euthanasia
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:43 pm
Scientologist scare me.
They kill people, like, srsly.
Did you now the biggest government infiltration in history was carried out by the church of scientology?
And that nobody has ever been able to come to court against the church because they all end up dead?
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:48 pm
it must be later than i thought
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:32 pm
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:46 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:29 pm
My last boyfriend was raised a mormon.
He was pretty boring.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:08 am
Edit: -- HRAARGH.
My highschool and everyone that followed I was slowly being turned mormon as I got out. I spent the last two years hearing about the GREAT Mormon lock-ins to be had.
"What'd you do this weekend, Average Joe with no memorable characteristics?"
"I went to this awesome lock-in! We played basketball and Halo till 5 in the morning with free drinks and snacks and it was great, man, they had a bouncing castle thing and a helter skelter - you should have come."
"Well, where the ******** was it?"
"That Mormon Church over on (can't ******** remember)."
"Oh. What the ******** since I've graduated I've become aware that we have two Jehova's witnesses in my entire suburb and they go around every single day and complete the entire suburb by weekend, and will show up, without fail, every thursday morning around 10:30.
And nothing I say or do will ever make them stop. Ever.
I pointed an air rifle at the man and he wouldn't stop coming.
The ******** thing was loaded.
It shoots pointed BB's 305 feet. Thats a football field plus five feet!
WOULDN'T STOP COMING.
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:50 am
Answer your door naked smoking a cigrett and offer them coffee when they come in.
Sublty hit on them for a while.
Then when they offer to pray with you do it on one condition.
Afterwards you get to have hot filthy sex.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:01 pm
I dont want them near me.
They smell too clean.
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:56 pm
And thats what makes it so dirty.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:28 pm
Not even.
Their level on cleanliness gives me the creeps.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:12 pm
I was raised a Mormon.
What an adventure that was.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:14 pm
The Doom Merchant I was raised a Mormon.
What an adventure that was.
Wow. And I thought being raised a Catholic was an adventure. Oh wait, it wasn't, that's why I haven't been to church since I was 12. One of my friends who's gay has Mormon parents... I feel bad for the guy =/
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:19 pm
I feel bad for the guy's parents. They're going to have to come to terms with the fact that he can have six gay husbands at the same time.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:22 pm
Yngwie I feel bad for the guy's parents. They're going to have to come to terms with the fact that he can have six gay husbands at the same time. Massive BRUN to the ego.
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