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 Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:47 am
Right, here it goes. This is not one or three word story, this is as many words as you like. However, you have to finish your post in the middle of a sentence.
Rules:
No more than 5 sentances, including the two half sentences.
Be random, but understandable. The idea is to have fun.
Start:
One day there was a little child. The little child was...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:49 am
Sitting on a tiny stool watching her father mow the lawn. She looked around...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:58 am
...and suddenly found that she was in the middle of a giant toadstool. Deciding that perhaps it wasn't the best place to be, she proceeded to crawl her way to the end only to find...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:20 am
... the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. She grabbed a few coins to find that they were...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:16 pm
...that they were scorpions. Starting with alarm, she turned around to see her dad as a giant, bearing down on her with an even bigger lawn mower. So, to save her life, she jumped back into the pot of scorpions. Inside, she found that she wasnt in a mass of scorpions, she was in...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:32 pm
...a lemon meringue pie. Blinded by the citrus juices within the dessert, the little child whom is now receiving the name 'Holly' swam until...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:04 pm
...she swam off a cliff. This was very interesting as lemon meringues dont have cliffs inside them. falling down and down and down and down, she realised she was falling in a waterfall of hot chocolate (therefore a hotchocerfall). This also meant she was getting burnt. Looking down...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:12 pm
...Holly screamed. Seconds later, she bounced off a giant, flour covered marshmallow at the bottom of the hotchocerfall. She flew through the air, landing on her elbows atop...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:19 pm
... a mountain of icecream. Screaming, because she'd just gone from boiling hot to frozen, she made herself lie back in the icecream to soothe the burns. Then, as she was just starting to take the heat from the burns, the icecream started to consume her. Next thing she knew...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:46 pm
...Holly was leaning against the tower of Pisa. This added pressure caused the tower to collapse, and like a pinata (sp?), candy (I actually shivered when I typed that instead of 'lollies') gushed forth, waterlogging...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:54 pm
...the flow of people, creating a dam of candy ((Shiver... ITS LOLLIES DAMMIT!!! scream )). The suddenly very happy crowd disapeared, in place of it was a family of otters, who started to re-arrange the candy into a better watertight design. Holly, after watching this...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:57 pm
...decided that the only course of action available to her was to join the circus. In fact, she signed up for the army the very next day, after which...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:40 pm
...she got her khaki pants and orange shirt. She then...
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:58 pm
Started dancing the Mambo. She got all the way to the end before she realized...
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:47 pm
... her clothes were on inside out and back to front. She ran behind a bush to change when suddenly...
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