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Here are some funny quotes on cheese from Uncyclopedia.org:

"Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality"
~ NPOV on Cheese

"It is quite the most delightful dairy delicacy that has ever graced my lunch sandwich."
~ Oscar Wilde on Cheese

"Mmmmmmmm..... Cheese..... "
~ Homer Simpson on Cheese

"Can't get your kids to leave home? STOP COOKING WITH CHEESE!!!"
~ Crazy Cheese Lady on Cheese

"BEFORE THE BIG BANG THERE EXISTED ONE CUBE OF CHEDDAR..."
~ Stephen Hawking on Cheese

"Cheese is the basis of all life on Earth and Mars"
~ Charles Darwin on Theory of Cheesolution

"First there came Cheese, then there came man, then man ate cheese and cheese and man lived in harmony forever"
~ God on Cheese

"DANGER CHEESE!! Cheese ruins lives:Just say no"
~ Weebl and Bob on Cheese

"Without cheese 'Cheese and Onion' would just be 'and Onion'... and who wants a flavour called 'and Onion'?"
~ Neil Innes on Cheese

"I AM THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW. I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED."
~ Mr. Cheese on Cheese

"At first i was like, i've just made the worst thing ever, and now cheeses are bigger than pop music, drugs, cheap alcohol and Harry Potter."
~ Inventor of cheese on Cheese

"I ain't eating no cheddar, fool!"
~ Mr T. on Cheese

"HULK HUNGY! HULK WANT CHEESE! WRAAAAAGGHHH"
~ Hulk on Cheese

"Before cheese cheesey feet were just "Feet". And who wants to insult someone by saying their feet are feet?"
~ Society of (Insert insult here) Feet on Cheese

There's a book called I Am The Cheese.

Those are all really funny. XD

I don't remember where I found this quote at, but I really liked it.

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath."