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First, I need to explain how this happened.
I've been thinking of doing a fan fic of Doctor Who for a while, but this just came out somehow. I went to a writing club at my school yesterday and they gave us a writing assignment. We were to take out an object from our bags/pockets and describe it with four adjectives. I took out a screwdriver and described it as thus: Shiny, long, thin, metallic. Then we were supposed to use them to describe a person. My immediate thought was a cyberman. Then we were told to make a situation in which the person would be uncomfortable. First thought was a magnet. Second was having emotions. I took the first. Then they gave us 5 minutes to write. I was already laughing my head off as I wrote. No title yet, but way funny.

The Doctor came into the factory, a magnet in one hand and his sonic screwdriver in the other. He turned a corner and saw the first of many; a cyberman. He first brought up his screwdriver and flashed it menacingly at the metal man. It was hit to the side. "Delete!" it cried in it's artificial voice. It grabbed the Doctor around the throat but didn't shock him quite yet. As a last resort, he brought up his magnet and rammed it against the cyberman's head. It started to rattle, then screamed in a metallic voice. It let go of him and fell to the ground. The Doctor picked up his screwdriver and pointed it at it's chest. A moment more and the cyberman stopped moving. The Doctor sighed. "One down, twenty million to go."

Ha! I'm still waiting to get a writing assignment that I can make DW related. ^^