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 Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:49 pm
As seen in GD:
So I just had my wisdom teeth pulled out. It's been pretty good so far, I get lots of drugs and ice cream and I pretty much do nothing but nap all day. It's been suprisingly easy considering how many wisdom teeth horror stories I've heard from other people.
But I just noticed two horrible words on my meperidine bottle:
NO REFILLS
Discuss the most horrifying words ever written/spoken, surgery experiences, and how five pills are not going to last me throught the rest of my ******** pain. mad
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:49 pm
Hey
I want
to see
the HOLES.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:53 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex Hey
I want
to see
the HOLES. You and your euphamisms.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:06 pm
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:12 pm
core tactic The Mighty Z-Rex Hey
I want
to see
the HOLES. You and your euphamisms.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:30 pm
I got both of my uper cuspids removed(they were baby teeth) and a ligation (they dig into the jaw bone and then atach a bit of metal and a gold chain to your tooth to make it grow faster.
They gave me 48 vicodin pills. and told me if I needed a refil just call them.
Surgery was fun though. I woke up for the last 20 minuts or so. And everyone was wereing white and everything was clean and everyone was happy and smiling at me. And I head some music in my head that sounded something like The Shins, Flaming Lips and Steve Burns, and Moby all in one happy little happy land. I felt all floaty and unreasonably calm and happy.
I slept threw the first post opp day. Then the next day and then on I had no pain what so ever.
Thankfully I get to keep my wisdom teeth.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:49 pm
My wisdom teeth haven't grown through yet.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:57 pm
Worst words I ever heard:
"When a girl hits pubery around 11 and until menopause around 50, girls wil BLEED OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS EVERY MONTH OF THEIR LIVES"
emo
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:06 pm
Sharing is caring.
You know I'd spread the wealth if you were in need, right man?
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:50 pm
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:01 pm
You still bleed, silly. It just prevents your reproductive organs from convulsing in agony.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:04 pm
I wish.
I'm sixteen.
Mommy says I can have all these horrible side-effects and blood clots.
I envy my sister. evil
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:11 pm
JadeDragonSoul I wish.
I'm sixteen.
Mommy says I can have all these horrible side-effects and blood clots.
I envy my sister. evil
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:30 pm
My kid sisters been on the shot since she was 15. But thats because shes a filthy filthy whore.
She doesn't have her period because of the wonderfull drugs.
But it made her fat.
And not fat and happy.
Oh nos.
She is an angry angry mess of hormal unbalnce.
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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:59 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex JadeDragonSoul I wish.
I'm sixteen.
Mommy says I can have all these horrible side-effects and blood clots.
I envy my sister. evil
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