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 Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:11 pm
My nephew is 4 1/2 years old, and likes to hang around me a lot.
Last night, I turned the TV on for him, and went out to get something to drink. Unknown to me, someone had changed the channel from ToonDisney to BET, and a show called The Underground was on. And when I came back, they were showing a skit of a, how do I say this....
A talking v****a. There was a woman's legs spread eagle, with a talking mouth edited over her "lips". I come back and see him staring at it like it was the most amazing thing on Earth. I quickly blocked his view and sent him away.
Something tells me I'm going to pay for this later.
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:19 pm
"DADDY, DOES MOMMY TALK WITH A MOUTH FROM BETWEEN HER LEGS?"
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:20 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:26 pm
Well put it this way...everyone finds out about the human body eventually. As long as you and everyone else takes precautions to direct him to an ideal lifestyle, this thing will blow over.
It's not like your nephew has been actually raped or anything
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:34 pm
Father Knows Best ~ Well put it this way...everyone finds out about the human body eventually. As long as you and everyone else takes precautions to direct him to an ideal lifestyle, this thing will blow over. It's not like your nephew has been actually raped or anything I'm just worried that it might have changed the way he looks at his sister from now on. But yeah, he might forget about it eventually. If it doesn't have the same haunting effect as that "accidentally looked at my dad's junk" thing most people had. eek
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:35 pm
rofl I wish I was there to see his face.
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:53 pm
What was the v****a talking about?
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:56 pm
AerisEsper What was the v****a talking about? God knows. As soon as I walked in, it was screaming "********!!!!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:59 pm
Neo Turbo rofl I wish I was there to see his face. Yeah, he was really.... focused.....
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:42 pm
Father Knows Best ~ Well put it this way...everyone finds out about the human body eventually. As long as you and everyone else takes precautions to direct him to an ideal lifestyle, this thing will blow over. It's not like your nephew has been actually raped or anything I'm sure some conservatives would consider it rape of the mind. The same kind who claim dead soldiers are our punishment for tolerating homosexuals. "How dare they make a parody of natural human anatomy?!?!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:56 pm
wow....scene from Meet the Fockers where he teaches the baby the word "a*****e" comes to mind... xp
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:23 pm
Omega Darkness AerisEsper What was the v****a talking about? God knows. As soon as I walked in, it was screaming "******** class="clear"> xD lol
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:15 pm
Dont worry. He'll iether forget all bout it. or experiement. And figure it out..
gawd youre screwed. he's going to grow up to be... a pimp. xd
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:27 pm
I think I can one up this predicament. I got into a mad rant at work today, because they wanted me to get two dozen carts from the Borders parking lot 100 yards away. But, I didn't see them. So, I got pissed. Like hell. I started yelling and cussing at the edge of the parking lot about my management. But when I turned around I saw a woman and her... about ten year old son getting out of a car right behind me. They were staring at me in disbelief. I didn't realize until later that what I did was highly inappropiate and totally wrong. I'm still wondering if she reported me to one of my bosses. I have to standby to see if I get fired....
But I don't think it will happen. I swore I would never do that again.
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:21 pm
A talking p***y...
...and I thought Japanese celebrity game shows were wierd. What the hell goes on in America?!
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