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Okay guys, time to read about all of my problems! Which probably don't hold a candle to all the stuff you crazy AGE kids have been through! Oh well!

SO.
We're playing Capture the Flag, and this kid, whom we shall call Mike, is running toward me. I was all, "Oh, I'll totally pwn his belt flag and send him to jail!" So "Mike," instead of trying to run around me or do some cool dodge thing, instead runs STRAIGHT INTO ME and there's a CRACK and next thing I know, I'm on the ground clutching my hand.

Then the game ended, and I was all, "lol, it'll be fine in a couple minutes," and 45 minutes later it's totally disgustingly swollen, so my mom takes me to the clinic, they do some x-rays, and the doctor's all "you broke your hand in TWO PLACES! isn't that AWESOME?!?"

Then he splints my hand, we go look at the x-rays, and the doctor goes, "hey, i didn't even see that! looks like you broke your hand in THREE places! COOL! Looks like you'll need SURGERY! LET'S CELEBRATE!"

Broken hand means that I cannot:
-write
-play piano (AAAAAGH)
-play guitar (NOOOOO)
-finish the heavy metal score I was composing for the fall play (-kills self-)

Plus typing takes forever. This took about 15 minutes.

Next day, we go to my great-grandma's funeral, and I have to stand around for over two hours in very uncomfortable shoes telling over one hundred people how I broke my hand. And then you know how the pastor's supposed to get up and give a very moving speech about the dead person? Well, this guy says basically, "blah blah God Jesus God Jesus Jesus God Jesus God God blah."

SO.

Things in general r suxx0r at the moment.

DIZCUZZ: (for them lazy kids who understandably didn't want to read my rant)
-injuries you've given/received
-funerals
-Capture the Flag
-other stuff

EDIT:
SOGUESSWHAT.

I went to a REAL doctor today (instead or Mr. Arsehole at the clinic) and he put a REAL cast on my arm which leaves my fingers free, and he was all "You only need the cast for three weeks and you can do WHATEVER YOU WANT with your right hand in the meantime! And you don't even need surgery!"

I WAS SO HAPPY.

I CAN DO STUFF NOW.

-obligatory masturbation pun-

I MEAN I CAN PLAY GUITAR AND PIANO AND I CAN WRITE AND STUFF.

WELL not really cuz my hand still hurts a lot. But I WILL be able to.

Discuss um...
-which body part you would hate most to break

I love that game!

At least, I did until everyone turned into lazy-asses and wouldn't run. mad

People still play non-videogame forms of Capture the Flag?

jaykaysorryaboutyourhand...crabclaw plaster..thing

Anyways, there is a god, because why else would everyone wake up right as they're about the pork the really hot chick?

God loves sperm.

You can tag my butt.

I'd hate to break my femur.

I'd die wthout my hands. They do 90% of the world.

...and, yes, exactly like you're thinking. ;3



lol i have surgery tommorow and i'm teriffied