*HBK Comes out to the D-Generation X Theme, with the entrance and all that, and grabs a mic*
"...Are you ready?"
Crowd:*Silence*
*HBK touches his ear, as if to listen to an earpiece*
"WHAT!? RAN OVER? BY HIM? Oh....not ran over. I just said the wrong line, ok, i'll keep it under wraps."
*Takes his finger out of his ear*
"OK, it appears that HHH, one half of D-Generation X has been....KIDNAPPED!"
Crowd: *Gasp, Kid crying*
"That's right, kidnapped! By the man you all love and adore. MR. BUCCI!"
Crowd: *Gasp*
Nelson Muntz: HA HA!
"Now...NOVA! RETURN TRIPLE H RIGHT NOW OR FACE AN a**-KICKING!"
*HBK puts down the mic*