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Keldan
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:14 am


Space Corps Directive #476 clearly states that any and all members of the guild must carefully and fully read the information contained in this thread and observe the rules and regulations therein. Please take a moment to read and recognize these posts here in the Administration Thread.

(In layman's terms: Hey, read this stuff, please. We'll be really happy if you do.)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:15 am


starlit_jewel
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Ok, just a couple of little tiny rules... I know nobody likes them, but... meh. sweatdrop

#001: Please try not to fight in the Guild. We're trying to promote this place as a friendly easy-going Guild where people can chat and have fun; if a potential new member comes and sees big arguments around, they might not want to come and join, which is the complete OPPOSITE of what we're trying to do!!! If you've got to argue, take it to the PMs, ok?

#002: No member of the Space Corps shall attempt to smuggle live chickens through Space Customs without a permit.

#003: Please try to be active!!! If you join the Guild, we are expecting you to post... xp

#004: No Senior Officers shall report for duty in their pyjamas.

#005: If I find ANYONE harrassing or stalking another member of the guild when that person doesn't want them to, I will look into it and if nessecary, ban you from the Guild. You'll get a warning first, but if you carry on, it's an automatic ban. Sorry people, but we don't want any of that here.

#006: In case of the event of a radiation leak, no Space Corps member may use a sunbed on board ship.

So, yeah, just a few rules. I may add more if I think they're needed, but I'm hoping that everyone here can stick to these! wink

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:16 am


starlit_jewel
I'd like to introduce you to our NEW guild mule, Red_Midget!!! xd

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Her name is Red_Midget. You can catch up on all the guild happening in her Journal, and if you've got any problems guild-wise, you can simply PM her... though I really don't mind WHO you PM; me, Red_Midget, an online Crew member... but preferably Red, unless it's an extremely URGENT problem... wink

RULES OF RED_MIDGET!!!


Now, the rules of using Red_Midget are...

1) YOU MUST ADD RED_MIDGET TO YOUR FRIENDSLIST!!! This makes it a LOT smeggin easier to keep in contact with all of you as this means that I can PM you all at one time!

2) NOBODY has access to Red_Midget but me. Not even the crew does (it's not that I don't trust you guys, but I've heard many horror stories in the Captain's Guild...). This means, it will ALWAYS be me posting as Red_Midget. Therefore, if you see any suspicious posts which don't look like they might be me, for smeg's sake PM me on my usual starlit_jewel name...

3) I am hoping to get some smezay things for Red_Midget, most likely in red... sweatdrop (Duh! Lol...) so if you'd like to donate anything to Red_Midget in order to make OUR guild mule the most fan-smeggin-tastic guild mule in THE MULTIVERSE, you're more than welcome... ^_^

And that's about it really...

So, be nice to our guild Mule... for though she is not a n00b... she sure as smeg looks like one!
PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:18 am


Anathema Device
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Hi Buddy!



Just like the name says. Here there be resources.
*|* Some links added by starlit_jewel *|*


Some sound files:

*Warning, turn down your volume before clicking: Sound Archive Library

*A few wav snippets

*Groovetown

The official RD website:
* Here

Movie information:

*Interesting, but less than satisfying: IMDB listing

Show scripts:

*Here's one for ya! Scriptlicious

Personality Quizzes

The Quizilla Search

Other

The Red Dwarf FAQ - (starlit_jewel posting!) Well, this is a weird but cool one... EVERYTHING you've ever wanted to know about RD... plus links to some STRANGE sites bordering on obsession... for example, a compilation of every food mentioned in the show... sweatdrop

Will be updating as users share their own links.

A little surfing on the BBC site produced: Clips of every episode, ever. Or so they say.


Anathema Device
Season one DVD easter eggs. I came across the second one on my own. It's quite funny!

Some wonderful nerd
Red Dwarf: Season 1 Easter (Sm)eggs
Two Easter eggs ...

First is raw footage of the Polaroid of Lister with his two boys, Jim and Bexley, developing over a minute or so.

To find this incredibly exciting bit of film, put in disc 2, go to bonus material and scroll round the screen until a tiny square (a pic of the pic) is highlighted above Lister's bunk. Select it and enjoy.

A slightly more animated (ahem!), and harder to find easter egg is the cartoon conversation between the creators of Red Dwarf about the episode, 'Future Echos'.

To find it go to the root menu on disc 1. To the right of the four sub-menu headers there is a clipboard with a number scrolled across the side. Remember this number. Move the cursor until it is highlighted and select. We now move to a Red Dwarf vending machine with a numeric keypad. Did you remember that number? no? well tough! because you need to enter it into the keypad to access this egg. You'll know you've got it right if the numbers go green. Enjoy it smegheads.


Cagalli Yura Attha
an alternate (and in my opinion, BETTER) source for scripts...
http://www.reddwarf.nildram.co.uk/rd-seasons.htm


Captain Emerald
biggrin http://reddwarf13.proboards22.com


Cloudskipper
Thought I'd post a link to some music you can use as a polyphonic ringtone - I downloaded it this morning and it sounds great! It's the Rimmer Munchkin Song from "Blue" - you'll need a WAP phone to get it, but I just typed in the url and it downloaded fine. smile There's also "Tongue Tied" and the Red Dwarf theme here!

Dwarf Karaoke

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:23 am


starlit_jewel
Ok, this is the thread where all of our guild affliates go!!! wink This will hopefully get more traffic and more activity in our guild! Make sure to take a look at them too! wink

Affliates


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The Monty Python Guild!

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Please note that all of these links, having been made before a server migration, do not work. If your guild was up here, please give Keldan a new link so she can correct this post. And if you're guild isn't up here but you'd like it to be, just PM Keldan with a link and, if desired, an image, and she'll put it up. And yes, she is speaking in the third person in an attempt to sound more official.
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