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 Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:21 am
This is a place for basically anything that is funny. If it's a story, an idea, or something that has happened to you, it's allowed to be posted. You can say things your character would not normally say, or things that make you look like an a**; just remember, it's here, so no one will criticize you for it. Have a great time! [[ Here is a link to another thread I have made. The Neo Alliance- An army of more-than-one
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:22 am
Did you know, that people can confuse YOURSELF and OURSELF by one simple misread handwritten literature print. That could change someone's life... drastically. Here's how:
Charles Manson walks into a doctors ofice, and they ask him to explain himself. [ Comming from the doctor, the paper would say 'yourself'.] He thinks it is "ourself", and so he explains more than one person. The doctor could then say "This man has scitzopherinia [sp?], and give him medication. Charles does not know that he does not have the rare disease, but he takes the medicine anyways, to be safe. When he does, he goes insane because of the after-effects of it, killing many many people, believing he is Christ. He was not supposed to have the medicine at all.
That is a horrible thing to do.
I blame God.
Here's why:
One day, the people of God were making a very large tower monumenting the Lord himself. They were working together, and having an overall great time. God decides he doesn't like it, and completely ******** with their language, causing the words we have today to be so.. awkward, such as Yourself, and Ourself.
God is bad.
Here's why:
One day, the people of God were making a very large tower monumenting the Lord himself. They were working together, and having an overall great time. God decides he doesn't like it, and completely ******** with their language, causing the words we have today to be so.. awkward, such as Yourself, and Ourself.
He also destroyed cities because they were not following his ways. But, he is being hypocritical because of the fact that he says "Jealousy is wrong", yet he will only let you live if you worship him, and him alone.
He also made the gays. He gave them the rainbow. >.>
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:23 am
I want to go about 90 Miles Per Hour on a 35 Miles Per Hour limit, hit a car, then I want to get out and yell 'You better be drunk!'
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:25 am
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:27 am
cl0wn I want to go about 90 Miles Per Hour on a 35 Miles Per Hour limit, hit a car, then I want to get out and yell 'You better be drunk!' XD We were in a Hummer, speeding on the highway, the windows were down, and Metallica was blaring in the car. A small, compact car drives up next to us, with his music up, which was horrible rap. I mooned him, and he turned it down, yelling at us, threatening to ram us. Think of this: A nine ton car, colliding with a two ton car. This man has got to be the stupidest man alive. neutral
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:35 am
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:47 am
Seriously guys. Bring teh funneh.
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:51 am
It'd be funny, to be in war and be like a dumbass. You'de be humping the air with your d**k, going back and forth. People would be firing at you, and as you hump, uou dodge the bullets. [[From The Flash DE_AZTEC]]
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:57 am
cl0wn It'd be funny, to be in war and be like a dumbass. You'de be humping the air with your d**k, going back and forth. People would be firing at you, and as you hump, uou dodge the bullets. [[From The Flash DE_AZTEC]] XD
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:01 am
I think.. that the storyline for Kingdom Hearts...
Would only make sense to someone who was high. surprised
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:31 am
So THAT"S why I like kingdom Hearts so much...XD
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:33 am
chibiDirEnGrey So THAT"S why I like kingdom Hearts so much...XD I wouldn't doubt it. xD
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 11:35 am
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Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 5:43 am
Well... No one's here. =D
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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 6:32 pm
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