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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:21 pm
[RIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG]
Hello Students
It is I
Matt Striker
Your teacher.
Striker walked down to the top of the ramp, grinning at 'your teacher'. He sat on his desk. "Good day students, it is Matt Striker, your teacher." The crowd booed slightly. "Students, I have a pressing issue to talk about today. It seems one of your favorite superstars is setting the wrong example for kids everywhere. Adam Copeland, for those of you rubes who don't know, I'm talking about Edge, Is a rebel. He's brash, loud, rude, and most of all, he's unintelligent. It's a travesty that you fans are cheering for such a bad example, when I embody everything people should be. I'm educated, smart, good looking, polite, and most of all, I am your teacher biggrin . Mr. Copeland, after SummerSlam I will teach you a lesson in how to be a good example for children. That is assuming your spinal cord which helps transmit signals to your nerves, isn't snapped in half by the great Bret Hart. I will teach you a valuable lesson, because I am Matt Striker and I am your teacher biggrin "
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:30 pm
"You think you know me.." the crowd goes wild as Metalingus by Alterbridge kicks in. Edge comes out in blue jeans and a White Drifter T-Shirt and shades. He looks around at the screaming fans as his music blares. He lets it die down. "Matt..my friend...let me clear something up. These fans don't boo you because they aren't intelligent...no, they boo you because you totally suck!" the crowd cheers in reaction. "I mean would rather be the way I am..then a total geek like you! *the crowd cheers again..."so here is what I propose Matt...you and me...right here right now...ring the bell because class has just started..."
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Desirable Conversationalist
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:43 pm
Striker couldn't help but laugh. "That is exactly what I'm talking about. You have no respect for my time that I give to these deserving fans. Young man, I will face you, not now, but tonight. And just to add a dash of flavor to our encounter, we'll face off in a Hardcore match. Just a little something to feed that wild side that will soon be beaten out of you. Young man, you are about to go through the toughest test yet, because I am Matt Striker and I am your teacher." With that, Striker dropped the mic and headed backstage to get ready.
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