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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:22 pm
My sister is now an assassin! This is the greatest story that you will ever here. It was around 8:00pm when my family and I went to T-Bones for dinner because my sis's boyfriend came home from boot camp. After dinner we started to discuss about my sisters room-mate. Her room-mate is Jewish, and this is where the crazy fun begins! My sis, would tell us how slow and blond headed her room-mate is, but one day after she got off of work. She brought a baked potatoe. Yes, a BAKED POTATOE, to her apartment, her room-mate was there and she wanted to taste some of the potatoe, after a few bits. Alittle more bits of the potatoe, my sis started to taste bacon. She had forgotten that she loaded the potatoe with bacon, BACON is the silent killer in this story.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:14 pm
Son of a b***h! No one has read this?
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:19 pm
OMG, if you do no get this then you have no humor. Ok, Ill explain. Jewish people cant have pork and BACON is from pork. They go to hell if they eat pork! Or they go through this cleaning process for 30 days or something like that. But the thing is that my sister never told her room-mate.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:36 pm
tyler, your sister is awsome. we can all learn from her and her feed jews pork ways
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GimpyTheGreat Vice Captain
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Beef Mancakes Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:34 am
lol Sorry I havent been here in a while. everyone else is off doing diffrent things.
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:34 pm
If this implies something ageist jewish people I'll kick all of your asses, My family line left germany because of the whole nazi s**t.
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Meanwhile In Another Time
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:07 am
OMFG that poor Jew. That's horrible. (tee hee)
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