This picture inspired us to write this.....um.......thing......
Naruto's Convincing Sex Jutsu ((aka the crack yaoi.....jk))
By: AKIRA
Sasuke: This is hot, but I know you are Naruto
Naruto:Yes it is and No im not, but you love me, believe it!
Sasuke: um... okay.....
Sakura: OMG! OMG!! OMG!!!
Naruto: Lets go over to my place
Sasuke: *pulls at his shirt neck* Im getting horny down here....
Naruto: *gets closer, grins, and he whispers seductivly into Sasuke's ear* You ready?
Sakura: *grabs head and chants* This is not happening! This is not happening!! THIS IS NOT ......
Sasuke:*smirks* When and where do you want it?
Sakura: Ooooooooooo *faint*
Naruto: *slowy works his hand down under Sasukes pants and the elastic of his boxers and teases Sasuke's c**k*
Sasuke: *lets out a moan then cries out in pleasure* NARUTO!! D-do it f-faster!!!! *grabs Naruto's hand that is incircling his c**k and presses it down harder* DO IT HARDER!
Naruto: ~Still in sexy jutsu~ If I do it any harder it will break! *As Sasukes hand presses Narutos hand down harder on Sasuke's growing c**k his hand gets a mind of its own and starts to grab at Sasukes shirt pulling it over Sasukes head and tossing it to the floor*
Sasuke: *in shock, but is pleasured*
Naruto: *Leans down his head ot kiss Sasukes lips gently, and then moves his kisses slowly down Sasukes neck and to his chest where he starts to suck at one of Sasukes nipples, making it hard*
Sasuke: *sharp intake of breath* Ngn...... N-n-naruto...... ah.....
Naruto: *still sucking and licking at Sasukes n****e looks into Sasukes face*
Sakura: *Slowly gets up, and sees how far Naruto and Sasuke have gone into their little love making attempt and faints again, falling into Rock Lee's lap*
Rock Lee: *face lights up* MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!
Rock Lee: *drags Sakura behind the bush, but thinks of a more private place, his house, but he liked the bush because it was closest, and he wanted Sakura NOW!!!* OH MY LOVE SAKURA! *he moans*
~~~The Bushes start to shake violently~~~
~Neither Sasuke or Naruto saw Rock Lee come in to get Sakura, and if they did..... they didnt care, and they were also too busy to notice all of the loud noises coming from the bushes only meters away~
Naruto: *smirks while still sucking, but removes his mouth from around the rock hard n****e and kisses all the way Sasukes Happy Trail and quickly removes the only thing left on Sasuke (his pants and silky plaid boxers)* *Naruto pulls his head away from Sasukes groin in surprise*
Sasuke: *worried tone* Wh-whats wrong N-naruto?
Naruto: N-Nothing... its just.. *he glances down at Sasukes manhood once more* Its just so BIG!
Sasuke: *blushes*
Naruto: *smirks* *looks down at Sasukes groin hungrily and in one fast motion sticks Sasukes c**k into his mouth and licks it feverishly*
~~~From the bushes the two faintly here the voice of Rock Lee saying "Time to Eat!" and ferverish lapping noises~~~
Sasuke: *closes eyes and leans his head back, moaning louding each time Narutos tounge touched the tip of his c**k* Narut- aaaahhhhhh!!!!
Naruto: *smiles as he mentally reviews his work and slowly removes his mouth from around the hardness that was Sasukes c**k, and moves upwards towards to kiss Sasuke's lips, rougher than he had before*
Sasuke: *opens his eyes when Narutos lips meet his, and, suddenly hit with an explosion of hormones, flips Naruto onto his back and lays ontop of him, squishing Narutos breasts under his weight (Naruto is still in Sexy Jutsu)*
Naruto: *Is in shock, but is happy that its Sasuke's turn to do things to him* *He deepens the kiss by placing both of his arms tightly around Sasuke's neck* *the jacket that Naruto usually wore was abandonned on the ground a few feet away when Sasuke flipped him onto his back*
Sasuke: *grabs hold of Narutos right leg and holds it firmly to his own waist* *He places his other hand on the left side of Narutos head to steady himself* You ready?
Naruto: *moans* Yes! *Naruto then bites his bottom lip in anticipation*
Sasuke: *smirks and pulls himself back, getting ready for the plunge* *He takes a deep breath and, in one quick hard motion, he enters Naruto*
Naruto: *Screams in a mixture of pain and pleasure*
Sasuke: *slowly brings himself outward, almost exiting Naruto, then forcfully thrusts himself back in*
Naruto: *closes his eyes and moves his head back and forth to either side, moaning in pleasure* Oh Sasuke! You're too rough! AHHH!
Sasuke: *has a smug look on his face* You dont want me to be rough?
Naruto: *answers between moans and thrusts* No, I -thrust- want you to be -moan/thrust- as hard as you... you possibly -moan- can be!!!! *lets out a tiny scream that made Sasuke want to be more fourcful*
~~~Rock Lee grunts one last time as he comes inside of Sakura's limp body and is statisfied that his dream came true. He gathered up his clothes and dresses. Afterward, he drops a leaf on Sakura's naked chest to at least try to tell her who had taken her, and casually walks away from the bush, pausing only a moment to smile and wave at his busy peers laying in the grass meters away from the bush he had just emerged from, and vanishes in a cloud of smoke saying, "Dynamic Exit!"~~~
Sasuke: *hunches over and rests his head on Naruto's shoulder, exhusted, sweat covering his body from an hour and a half of pumping into Naruto* *Sasuke pulls his head up to look deeply into Narutos eyes, breathing heavily*
Naruto: *pulls Sasuke into a tounge excersiced kiss* *Naruto started to slowly change back into his original form.*
Sasuke: *closes his eyes and rolls off Naruto with a sigh, looking in the other direction* *Rolling his head back to look at Naruto, he opens his eyes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHAAH!! OH MY GOD!!
Naruto: *is now in his true form, but he doesnt realize it* Whats wrong baby?
Sasuke: *sweat poured down his face like a waterfall.* Um... ah... er... uh.... I um... Have to go! *Sasuke jumped up off the ground, grabbed his clothes and ran behind the nearest bush*
Naruto: *looks confused*
Sasuke: *is behind the bush, looking at the confused and bizzare expression that crossed Naruto's beatiful whiskered face, and sighed, closing his eyes and turning around to lean on the bush*
Girl Voice: Um.... S-s-s-sasuke?
Sasuke: *tenses up* *Quickly opens his eyes to see Sakura naked on her hands and knees with her face up in his*
Sakura: Um... Sasuke? Did we just.....
Sasuke: *blushes in confussion at seeing Sakura naked in the bushes and in amazement at seeing Sakura naked in the bushes in the first place*
Sakura: *mistook Sasukes blushing as meaning, "Yes, Sakura, we did in fact have sex in the bushes just now." and blushed* Oh Sasuke! *Sakura leaned forward to hug Sasuke*
Sasuke: *blushed more at seeing Sakura's naked body come closer to his, and blushed more at the feeling of Sakuras body up close next to his* *Sasuke suddenly gets up and runs off, jumping from rooftop to rooftop, the wind making goosebumps on his naked body, his clothes flying behind him*
Sakura: *places her hand up to her chest over her heart and sighs*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nine Months Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sakura: UUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! Ah -breathe- AAAAAHH!! -scream- *she takes in many deep breaths and screams a very high pitched scream* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *Sakura collapses on the bed, breathing very heavily*
~A wailing sound comes from the end of the bed from between Sakuras legs. Sakura smiles as layers of sweat glisen in the delivery room light.~
Doctor: Would you like to hold your new baby?
Sakura: *weakly nods*
Inner Sakura: YES!! I have now just given birth to Sasuke's (and I will repeat) SASUKE'S son!! CHA!! Now that Ino-Pig will be SSOOOOOOOO jealous!! *does a victory dance while chanting "Cha!" in a sing-song way*
Doctor: *holds out the baby to Sakura so she can hold it*
Sakura: *looks into the bundle of blankets and yells* OH! MY! GOD!!!!!! *Sakura then faints*
This is what is inside the bundle of blankets:
