The forum phantom has come up with an impossible challenge for you to complete. Since it's September and the captain has yet to think of an actual contest, in her stead, I present you with this.

See this jar?
It's filled with crayons. Not jellybeans, but crayons.
How many crayons are in the jar?
You ultimatum is Tuesday, the time at my discretion. Guesses are PM'd to me, and you get one per person. The closest of you fleshbags will be rewarded with 500 gold. It's not much, but I'm asking you how many crayons are in a jar, fer chrissakes.
The forum phantom strikes again!
*fwoosh*