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Math Jokes...

Dr. Leonard McCoy

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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:22 am

I am about to be the vice president for the local math club. So... I was wondering if you guys had any... I mean ANY math jokes... or funny math pics... I have a few but I need to add to my collection.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:08 pm

Not counting my sig, there's not that many I know.

I remember an episode of the Simpsons where a scientist needed to silence
a scientific meeting. After several attempts, he shouted
"Pi is EXACTLY THREE!" which shocked them into silence.
He mumbled something about hating to do that...

Steel Sterling
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PhotoShopGraffiti

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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:00 pm

This is kinda dumb, but whenever someone asks me what to do with pi in a problem, i say "you it eat". I guess that's not exactly a joke, but it's fun to say.

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:57 am

what did the acorn say when it grew up?
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StarkT2K

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-[.Moo.]-

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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:06 am

+==+==+moo+

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:36 am

-[.Moo.]-

+==+==+moo+

That is ew.

Even though this thread is way old and this won't help the original poster anymore, I'm going to put up the only math joke I can recall at the moment.

A function is holding a party and everyone is there: x^2, 6x^3, lnx, whatever. Everyone is having a good time, but x^2 notices that e^x is in the corner all by himself. X^2 goes up to him and asks "What's wrong? Why are you sulking? Integrate!" To which e^x replies "Why bother? It won't make any difference."

Lols. sweatdrop