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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,
somebody send dat catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum- I had two Cadillac's, but my b***h rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. p***s - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
p***s.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "...man, it look
fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.

10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and
took me to the poolhall.

11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you
plan on stain for dinner?"

13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."

14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo a** fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one
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Lol!
I'm Canadian, and when I was in grade 9 had this guy in some of my classes from Oklahoma (he lived somewhere else before that, but I can't remember where). He talked exactly like that! Minus the ho's and crab's stuff. blaugh

I thought it was so hilarious. biggrin But he was probably disappointed that we didn't say, "Eh?" more often.

lmao! That reminds me of one of my friends. She moved into Cali from Canada and we gave her so much crap about the 'eh' thing! She accually did say it often! My boyfriend liked to ask her things and end each question with 'eh?' and every so often someone would say 'hey, why don't you tell us aboot your day' she was a good sport and always got a kick out of us making fun of her Cadanian past... You guys have the prettiest ID's though! With the flowers on it. Now I look at my Cali ID and wish it had flowers or mabey palm trees on it instead of a bunch of lines on a yellowish color... talk2hand Psh! Lame!

I actually was talking to an Australian at one point and he asked me if we had heating in Canada (as opposed to a simple fire). He also wanted to know how I had Internet access from an igloo.

I have never heard someone say aboot. Where in Canada do we say aboot? (I'm from Québec... they don't do that here... hmmmm... ninja )

lol, I think its mainly a stereotype South Park created...

LMAO! What, do they think Canada is in Alaska or something like that?

mrgreen