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 Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:08 pm
http://thepregnancytester.com/ rofl They say they can track down your signs that may or may not say if you're pregnant... why they did got my last name right (I only gave them the first); when I re-tested after a negative test, I had a POSITIVE RESULT! and I'm male! rofl They did got my hair color and eyes right o_O But damn that's a big baby... I wonder how it all happened... I wonder I got pregnant in the first place! It's A Boy! Rafael Marques, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 2 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out. Arnold Schwarzenegger Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone. Arnold Schwarzenegger? O_O
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:18 pm
It's A Girl!
Stef, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 16 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .
The Mailman
Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?
xd This is so silly...
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:29 pm
15 pounds, 15 ounces
Green eyes, brown hair
Boy
My baby's daddy?
*gag*
Michael Jackson
*gag*
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:36 pm
Whoa.
o.o
My mom has blonde hair and green/blue (one is green and one is blue. xDD) eyes.
So...
If Boss Hogg has either of those the 8lb, 12 oz blonde haired, green eyed baby boy is possible!
rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:39 pm
I'm having a boy named Dylan with...
Pee Wee Herman.
YES!
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:47 pm
OH MY GOD.
I took a retest, and got another baby boy, 9lbs 7oz, didn't bother with hair and eye color, and the daddy is...
FABIO.
rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:00 pm
Tested twice, ended up pregnant the second time.
Reinna, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 6 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
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Where'd I end up with blond hair and hazel eyes? O__o Isn't blond hair recessive? *has black hair*
And HEY! My baby's dad is Fabio too!
Chicka, you were sleeping with him too? gonk That lying sonuvabitch! stressed
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:17 pm
Kori, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 4 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:46 pm
OH GREAT GAWD!
I've given birth to a BLONDE-HAIRED BLUE-EYED CHRISTIAN BOY! O_O
It's A Boy!
le Chat, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 9 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
....
WTF?
THE POPE?
No wonder it's a blonde-haired blue-eyed Christian anti-choice kid.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:59 pm
Yeah but...the fact that the Pope had sex completely invalidates the entire religion... xP.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:09 pm
Trite, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 2 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
d**k Cheney
This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way
*SCREAMS*
ABORTION NOW! PLEASE! SOMEONE GET THE HANGER!
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:37 pm
Trite~Elegy Trite, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 2 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
d**k Cheney
This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way
*SCREAMS*
ABORTION NOW! PLEASE! SOMEONE GET THE HANGER! It could be worse. I got Janet Reno.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:48 pm
Trite~Elegy ABORTION NOW! PLEASE! SOMEONE GET THE HANGER! Don't worry. I am sure that, as soon as the child is born and the loving father looks into those cute little eyes, that he will mistake the baby for a bird and shoot her in the face.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:59 pm
"It's A Boy!
Journey, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 2 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!"
And the father is...
"The Neighbor Kid
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . ."
Oh, I'm such a seductress.
The second try ended with a baby girl fathered by Bill O'Reilly. After I killed myself and came back to life, I went for a third try.
"It's A Boy!
Panda, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!"
And the father is:
"Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things."
Haha.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:32 am
It's A Girl!
Naomi, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Who's The Daddy?
The Mailman
Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?
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I also have brown hair and blue eyes.
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