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Things Kagome Would Never Say

(Not even in a million years..Not Ever!)





1. Kikyo, I insist, you had Inuyasha first. Go ahead, you can have him.

2. Miroku, I'm fed up with this. I'm so sick of Inuyasha, let's try for what you first wanted it to be like!

3. Shippo, get lost.

4. Maybe I should go for that other boy... at least he's not a demon.

5. I never noticed how mature and cute Sesshomaru is before...

6. Koga and Inuyasha, why don't you two fight it out? I'll take the one who doesn't die!

7. Here Koga, I want you to have all of these jewel shards we've collected...

8. Sango, why do you keep pushing Miroku farther away from you? Can't you see he loves you?

9. Miroku, you're going about it all wrong. Girls like it when you give them flowers and candy and stuff, not grab their butts.

10. There's no place like home, there's no place like home... *click click click*

11. Poor Naraku.

12. Poor Sesshomaru, having a half-demon as his little brother. Such a loss...

13. Inuyasha, would you do me a favor? Give Miroku these flowers and tell them that Sango gave them to him, all right? What do you mean why? Because Miroku is such a sweet guy, not all mean like you. I didn't mean it that way... you know it's true. Look, at least he doesn't go off and see 2 girls at once... well, you have a point... 5 girls at once isn't 2 girls, though, and at least he apoligizes... you know what? I don't have to listen to this. Sit boy! *Storms off to Miroku*

14. Hey Sesshomaru, do you care if we refer to you as Fluffy? Oh, you don't? Great!

15. Inuyasha, that outfit is sooo 5 minutes ago. Come back to the present with me and we can go shopping!

16. Maybe I should start a baby sitting service here in Futile Japan. I can teach the kids how to fight demons, do some geometry, shoot archery, work on some history...

17. Koga, I've decided I'm going to the Tarzan/Jane look this season, so I'm coming back to be your mate for a while.

18.Inuyasha when you did say get undressed, I was hoping you meant REALLY get undressed, even though I knew what you meant by it. That's why I hit you on the head with a rock.

19. Inuyasha, how about we head back and take a shower?


20. Naraku! Wait, you dropped these jewel shards!!

21. (very sweetly yelled) Oh, Sessy! Wait, I mean, Oh Sesshomaru! I LOVE YOU!


22. Oh Sessu, um I mean Fluffy, no wait.. (what is his name.....) oh yeah! Oh Sesshomaru! I Love You!!!


23. OK, for show and tell I bought my friends. They live in the futile era, and some of them are demons... Uh-Oh, where's Miroku? *scream comes up from the girls bathroom*

24. Miroku, I think you should come to my house one day and meet all my friends!

25. So buddy, how would you like to have a good time? It's only 50 bucks!!


26. Hey Inuyasha, do you mind coming over here and helping me with my bra-strap? No? Okay, then. Miroku?




27. Oh Hojo...I LOVE YOU! *SOB*

28. Of course you can go to hell with Kikyo, Inuyasha! I don't mind!

29. I wonder if 'sit boy' would work on Sesshomaru??

30. Inuyasha, do you wanna come back home with me on Saturday? We could, you know, go see a movie and go shopping afterwords!

31. Why don't we ever fight any cute and shirtless demons?

32. Oh, Naraku I've loved you since the first day I met you and as proof here are our shards now kiss me and then we can have some real fun *Kagome kisses Naraku and they head for his place*


33. Miroku!!! Let's go to my room!!!


34. Inuyasha, we have to sleep together to save heat!


35. Koga, I'm your woman!


36. I wonder what Grampa would say if I really did get sick?

37. Mm... these chip potatos are so good!!

38. What do you mean Shippo's not a girl?? Why he is wearing a ribbon?


39. Oh, wait a minute Inuyasha, I can't fight right now, I have to answer my cell phone! ... Hello? Oh, Hi Hojo!! I'm doing good... Yeah, I'm kinda busy right now... the movies? Really? Free tickets? On the opening night?! Hojo, where did you get them?! Really?? Oh wow... and there's only two of them. And you want me to come with you? Oh, Hojo, I would love to!! Pick me up tomorrow at 6, ok? Bu-bye!!

40. Your sister is really kind! What do you mean you don't have a sister?!? Sesshomaru's not girl!! *walks away in shock*

41. Ohh... Sesshomaru! I can't take it anymore! I must say this to you or I shall never die in peace... Sesshomaru... I LOVE YOU!!! *Inuyasha faints*

42. Miroku, you're so mature!

okay i have a lot so here go's



inuyasha_girl99k:

In Rehab ~ Found on Kagome Haters Shippo: *Sigh* I shouldn't beat myself up for not really helping Kikyo in rehab. She'll be back in about 2 weeks .................like always -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now out a rehab and a slightly changed woman Kikyo started looking for Inuyasha again. She looked for many days and night, 13 days and 47 nights. Kikyo: *Sigh* Where is that Inuyasha............... Kikyo: Oh there he is Kikyo: So you haven't healed much since that last time we went head to head huh? Inuyasha: DAMN IT KIKYO! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME! Inuyasha: I'll kick your- Kikyo: Right..........well anyways Inuyasha none of that matters, I'm not goinag to kill you Inuyasha: Really? Kiky
inuyasha_girl99k: B*tch Talk ~ Found on Kagome Haters Kikyo: Oh yah? b***h! you wanna go! I may be dead but at least I look like the gender I'm suppose to! Inuyasha: What? well ummm Inuyasha: ******** you skank! now whos the b***h huh? Kikyo: Well sticks and stones may brake my bones Inuyasha: But a 5000 foot fall will kill ya'll -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But Kikyo coulnd't stop there..oh no. There just happened to be a nicly placed river where she fell So Kikyo was ready to get back at Inuyasha for calling her a skank and a b***h Kagome: don't worry Inuyasha! if the animator can't draw us he sure as hell won't be able to draw Kikyo! Oh but she was wrong because when Kikyo comes around they have a speical animator just f
inuyasha_girl99k:


DON'T EVER... 1. Tell him kagome likes Kouga better.(this gets him really mad...) 2. Kill Kagome. 3. Say you killed Kagome. 4. Lock him in a room with Shippo. 5. Lock him in a room with Sesshomaru. 6. Tie him up and send Kagome away with any male.(this causes much frustration...) 7. Ask him about Kagome and hot springs.(i think you know what I'm getting at...) 8. Take away his sword (not that way you PERV!!) 9. Tell him he is a Pervert like Miroku. ( i wonder why this would get him mad ^_~!!) 10. Tell him Kikyo fell in love with someone else. 11. Kill Kikyo AGAIN. (trust me i would love to...) 12. Hand him a dictionary and tell him he can't see Kagome again until he memorizes it. (thats mean!!) 13. Call him any combination of wimpy/girl names. (oooo...mean..
inuyasha_girl99k: Ramen Please Deliver ~Inuyasha is in Kagome's Era. He sees Kagome's Mom~ Inuyasha- "Do you have that stuff?" Mom- "Oh, Hello Inuyasha, and um, what stuff dear?" Inuyasha- (looking in Cabinets) "That, uh, good stuff?" Mom- "What good stuff?" Inuyasha- "Thingys, where ya boil water." Mom- "Ohhhh...instant noodles, hm, well I dnt have any of that left, sorry." (phone rings) Inuyasha- "No.....More? NO? MORE?! NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!" (fell) Mom- "Oh, the phone." (picks it up) "Hello? Oh, uh-huh, yes deliver it today. Yes, ok, good...What? Uhh.. i already said deliver it today. Ok, thanks, bye." (hangs up and goes to clean) Inuyasha- "What is this thing??" (picks it up) "Hmm.." (puts to his ear) "Uhmm.." (presses # buttons) "What does this do?" ~Someone answers~ Guy- "
inuyasha_girl99k:

Things Kikyo Would Never Say ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ If you want to use these on your Group...Give ME the Credit, I made them up! Not you! Me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kikyo would NEVER say......... 1) Kagome, have Inuyasha! Go on! He's all urs 2) Inuyasha I hate you! Get outta my life... 3) I'm sorry Inuyasha, I'm sorry i tried to drag u to hell...really i am... 4) Hey, hey, hey....that Koga sure looks like a hunk....Inuyasha move...Mutt Face..I want Wolf Boy.... 5) Miroku, ask me to bear ur child! I'll do it! 6) Sesshomaru, I lov
inuyasha_girl99k:
Things Inuyasha Would Never Say He would NEVER say.... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ If you want to use these on your Group...Give ME the Credit, I made them up! Not you! Me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) Kagome, don't go home! Please! Don't go home! 2) Naraku, I love you..... 3) Kikyo get away from me! I hate you! 4) Shippo...you are such a cute little kid....aww...look at the little tail....aww... 5) I need new Clothes! Mine r outta style 6) Miroku, I will bear you a child, really.... 7) I love Kagura, she is so awesome..I love her ....

Kikyo we shouldn't fight each other.

1. I am a man!
2. Killing is fun!
3. I love you Sesshormaru!
4. InuYasha I am leaving you for Naraku.
5. Shippo you can't have anymore sugar!
6. Here Naraku! All the jewel shards!
7. I love Naraku!
8. InuYasha....I am a lesbain.
9. I love you so much InuYasha! Lets get married!
10. Kikyo you can have InuYahsa.

my brother said that. He wanted to see what you would think of that.

Yeah she would never say that.

That to!

1. InuYasha, why haven't we kissed yet? Can't you tell i like you?

2. Miroku. SIT! oh wait it only works on InuYasha

3. I'm giving up on guys! For good this time...

4. Maybe i should swallow the jewel!

5. Ya' know InuYasha, Sesshomaru is really sweet you should stop being such an @s$B@t0n !

6. Hojo loves me, maybe i should give him a chance!

7. Thanks for telling lies about me this week grandpa! It helps a lot!

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