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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:58 am
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
directions: read these outloud
(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift
(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat
(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?
(Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P.
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man
Dum Gai
Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni
It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim
This is a tow away zone
No Pah King
You are not very bright
Yu So Dum
I got this for free
Ai No Pei
I am not guilty!
Wai Hang Mi?
Please stay a while longer
Wai Go Nao?
They have arrived
Hai Dei Kum.
Stay out of sight
Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Sing Ka.
Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki
I thought you were on a diet?
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:38 am
...well... I've been visiting a chinese community really often. And yet it's just that I don't bother learning chinese. =]
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:38 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:08 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:14 pm
I actually have a copy of that printed and hung on my wall. lol I've had it for ages, it's always good for a laugh.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:17 pm
The Placebo Pixie I actually have a copy of that printed and hung on my wall. lol I've had it for ages, it's always good for a laugh. eh. Specifically. Wat dialect of chinese is that. lol Cause I mean. It doesn't sound like cantonese... but then I'm stupid at this language... xP
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:18 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:19 pm
I LOVE TO
...laugh at myself.
Just because,
I have nothing better to do.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:05 am
waah...I thought someone was really into chinese. These were really funny the first ten times I read them tho. lol
Ni3 hui4 jiang3 ying1yu3 zhong1wen2 ma?
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:07 am
005kimstyle The Placebo Pixie I actually have a copy of that printed and hung on my wall. lol I've had it for ages, it's always good for a laugh. eh. Specifically. Wat dialect of chinese is that. lol Cause I mean. It doesn't sound like cantonese... but then I'm stupid at this language... xP it's engrish diarect...you read it out roud...and den raff and raff.
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:08 am
gunghogunx I LOVE TO
...laugh at myself.
Just because,
I have nothing better to do.
In a nice way, not the mean evil laughter!
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:02 pm
bandaidd 005kimstyle The Placebo Pixie I actually have a copy of that printed and hung on my wall. lol I've had it for ages, it's always good for a laugh. eh. Specifically. Wat dialect of chinese is that. lol Cause I mean. It doesn't sound like cantonese... but then I'm stupid at this language... xP it's engrish diarect...you read it out roud...and den raff and raff. no no no. That's not wat I meant. =) Like. There's like. so many dialects of chinese in China. Which one is it. =P
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:27 pm
005kimstyle bandaidd 005kimstyle The Placebo Pixie I actually have a copy of that printed and hung on my wall. lol I've had it for ages, it's always good for a laugh. eh. Specifically. Wat dialect of chinese is that. lol Cause I mean. It doesn't sound like cantonese... but then I'm stupid at this language... xP it's engrish diarect...you read it out roud...and den raff and raff. no no no. That's not wat I meant. =) Like. There's like. so many dialects of chinese in China. Which one is it. =P It's not real chinese, it's a joke. Read it outloud or read it slowly. For example: Stupid Man = Dum Gai.... when you say 'dum gai' it sounds like 'Dumb Guy' and Small Horse = Tai Ni Po Ni.... when you say 'Tai Ni Po Ni' it sounds like 'Tiny Pony'
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