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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:44 am
Questions that will always remain unanswered....
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:23 pm
HAHAHAHA.
1, 9, 11, and 12. FUNNEH. Especially 9.
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:12 pm
6. I think the stuff is pretty expensive...but I could be thinking of something else. lol Or, maybe it would just be too hard for them to make an airplane out of it? I don't know.
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:21 pm
Quote: 13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? That's what I wanna know! lol
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:12 pm
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
I think man evolved from a common ancestor with the ape. I know for a fact that man kind definitely did not evolve from monkeys, though.
A lot of those I do wonder though... very good questions... confused 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:48 pm
As for the one about evolution and apes and such... There's multiple types of apes, so naturally we evolved from only one of those. The others still exist because they still serve a purpose. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:00 pm
Lady Sickness As for the one about evolution and apes and such... There's multiple types of apes, so naturally we evolved from only one of those. The others still exist because they still serve a purpose. 3nodding sooo smart :0
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:38 pm
Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? surprised
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:10 am
1.How do blind people know when they are done wiping they can feel it with thei hands....i think.
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