Why don't I like Gerard Butler? I can't really name one thing that puts me off entirely. It's more an assortment of little things that just grind my nerves...
We do not like his voice so rough
We do not like his chest so buff
We do not like the way he prances
We do not like his spandex pantses
We do not like his poofy shirt
And how we hates that stupid smirk!
We do not like his shiny hair
We do not like lack his lack of flair
Or how he throws around his cape
(Hey, Gerry! Take a clue from
Snape!)
We do not like him here nor there
We do not like him anywhere
We do not like the Scottish man
That's why we second Uta-san
3nodding Lord of the Rings and Dr. Seuss are bad for me... *cough*