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 Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:47 am
hm. Gaia won't post anymore on my own threads in this guild. So I'm startin a random one right here...
I miss my pets so much. I can't live without my animals. Especially my guinea piggy. x( I want to go back to VA now. lol
Edit: Great. Gaia won't let me talk in this thread either.
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:04 am
It works now. 3nodding
And apparently so does my wireless!!
Rejoice!
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:11 am
And there was much rejoicing, yay.
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:09 am
The Placebo Pixie It works now. 3nodding
And apparently so does my wireless!!
Rejoice! Yay! That was quick! =D!
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:40 am
005kimstyle The Placebo Pixie It works now. 3nodding
And apparently so does my wireless!!
Rejoice! Yay! That was quick! =D!
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:43 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:53 pm
There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Burn them.
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
More witches.
Wood.
Now, why do witches burn?
...because they're made of... wood?
Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Build a bridge out of her.
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Oh yeah.
Does wood sink in water?
No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
No, no. What else floats in water?
Bread.
Apples.
Very small rocks.
Cider.
Gravy.
Cherries.
Mud.
Churches.
Lead! Lead!
A Duck.
...Exactly. So, logically...
If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
And therefore...
...A witch!
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:56 pm
bandaidd There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Are there? Oh well, tell us. Tell me. What do you do with witches? Burn them. And what do you burn, apart from witches? More witches. Wood. Now, why do witches burn? ...because they're made of... wood? Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her. But can you not also build bridges out of stone? Oh yeah. Does wood sink in water? No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond! No, no. What else floats in water? Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider. Gravy. Cherries. Mud. Churches. Lead! Lead! A Duck. ...Exactly. So, logically... If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood. And therefore... ...A witch! =. But wouldn't little children be able to float too if they laid still? And then wouldn't that make them witches?
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:01 pm
bandaidd There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Are there? Oh well, tell us. Tell me. What do you do with witches? Burn them. And what do you burn, apart from witches? More witches. Wood. Now, why do witches burn? ...because they're made of... wood? Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her. But can you not also build bridges out of stone? Oh yeah. Does wood sink in water? No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond! No, no. What else floats in water? Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider. Gravy. Cherries. Mud. Churches. Lead! Lead! A Duck. ...Exactly. So, logically... If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood. And therefore... ...A witch!
I love it! heart
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:25 pm
bandaidd There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Are there? Oh well, tell us. Tell me. What do you do with witches? Burn them. And what do you burn, apart from witches? More witches. Wood. Now, why do witches burn? ...because they're made of... wood? Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her. But can you not also build bridges out of stone? Oh yeah. Does wood sink in water? No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond! No, no. What else floats in water? Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider. Gravy. Cherries. Mud. Churches. Lead! Lead! A Duck. ...Exactly. So, logically... If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood. And therefore... ...A witch! such a hilarious movie! "She turned me into a newt!" *people: stare* "...I got better..."
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