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These are quotes that originated from my gaming experiences...

Dead Spider is dead to us.

Help me Alan Larson, youre our only hope!

Bats are more like ninjasbecause they fly AND are black.

Back then, we only had level 1 characters.

Haha!...Oops.

So...you died of stupidity.

Good. No lives are risked. Except our own.

I cast Breed Owls!!

You have to channel a d20 first.

Wait! THOSE ARE MY UNDERPANTS!!

Do calculations. Use your Rolex.

Can I get a job? Heres my stats.

I dont know what you just said, but it was pretty

So are you gonna punch em with your weak arm, or your strong arm?

Luke, your father is on line 1.

Flowing with flow.

I rolled a critical 20 to find my character sheet.

Get a Marital Weapon Proficiency.

I TOLD you he had a birthday!!

Lets roll to see if your initiative is as big as mine.

Indubitably.

He can make people come back from life!

My name means house of figs. I hate figs.

Great flaming underpants sword! On criticals, it shoots underpants.

You broke your spear? That makes you even MORE stupid!!

Quick! We must initiate our high speed chase!

We buyin cards! We drinkin foods!

I cast Down Pokey!

You can taste them in your MIND!

YAHTZEE!(<--said while rolling for ability scores)

I've got his femur. Maybe I should give it to him as a wedding gift.

Everyone! Listen out loud!!

You ate the Twinkie for your turn.

1,360 damage.(<--that actually happened.)

I am SOO gonna kill him with kindness!

This is prettyominous. Ominously pretty.

Do you cast identify on the sound?

I got an 18 to kill his head off!!

yeah. I never get the chance to play IRL anymore. You should check out the RP subforum. There's a game waiting for players to start, we need at least one or two more characters.

you could do both with how slow they tend to go. But if you'd prefer to focus on your own, that's understandable.

I'd be glad to join if you need players when you get yours started.