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 Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 4:59 pm
Ok, in just about every guild I belong to, there is a thread entitled "quotes." So I figured I would start one up in here. The object is simple: Post funny/insane quotes here. Other quotes (serious or whatever) are ok too, but this IS the Kingdom of Insanity.
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 5:07 pm
Raven Evil beware. We have waffles.
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 5:29 pm
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 9:34 am
>life is like milk
at first it's great
then it starts to get really bad
but then it changes
and becomes like cheese
>cheese is like life
it's good at first
but then starts to stink
philosophy by---me
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 7:00 pm
Alwaysthere, I love your philosibhy on life. It moved me.
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 1:07 pm
ALways there, your philosophy on life makes me hungry.
*Drinks the soured milk and eats the moldy cheese*
MMMMMM, this would go great with Ravioli.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:31 pm
"Love is like a snowmobile ride.
Halfway through, it flips over
and pins you underneath.
... At night, the ice weasles come..."
-Matt Groening, "South Park"
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:31 pm
The past will often attack the present with the pain of your memories.
Pure perfection has no past, That is how you live purely.
Human nature denies the past to attempt to justify the present.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:37 pm
Aspin Loeborka "I am your King, Praise me." ...I am your King, Praise me.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:05 am
Aspin Loeborka Aspin Loeborka "I am your King, Praise me." ...I am your King, Praise me. Yes, my queen....er king, please forgive me *bows down to Aspin* But please my king, may I have some cheeeeeeeeese....?
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Lilith-Queen_of_Malice Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:58 pm
LilithVamteary Aspin Loeborka Aspin Loeborka "I am your King, Praise me." ...I am your King, Praise me. Yes, my queen....er king, please forgive me *bows down to Aspin* But please my king, may I have some cheeeeeeeeese....? Yes. But I get the gummy bears. They're mine. scream MINE!!!!! scream Oh yeah.
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:17 pm
O.O BUNNIES ARE EBIL. *Throws croses atAspin's bunnie*
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:46 pm
lost lonely girl Anzu O.O BUNNIES ARE EBIL. *Throws croses atAspin's bunnie* Gahhh!!!!!! gonk Don't do that!!! scream
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:25 pm
Aspin Loeborka LilithVamteary Aspin Loeborka Aspin Loeborka "I am your King, Praise me." ...I am your King, Praise me. Yes, my queen....er king, please forgive me *bows down to Aspin* But please my king, may I have some cheeeeeeeeese....? Yes. But I get the gummy bears. They're mine. scream MINE!!!!! scream Oh yeah.
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*Takes her Gummy Bears* :Gonk: MOMMY!!! Daddy took my Gummy Bears!!!! crying and I was going to bite off their little heads and make them fight to the death too!!!
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Lilith-Queen_of_Malice Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:11 pm
LilithVamteary Aspin Loeborka LilithVamteary Aspin Loeborka Aspin Loeborka "I am your King, Praise me." ...I am your King, Praise me. Yes, my queen....er king, please forgive me *bows down to Aspin* But please my king, may I have some cheeeeeeeeese....? Yes. But I get the gummy bears. They're mine. scream MINE!!!!! scream Oh yeah.
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*Takes her Gummy Bears* :Gonk: MOMMY!!! Daddy took my Gummy Bears!!!! crying and I was going to bite off their little heads and make them fight to the death too!!! Hey! I gave you Cheese!!!!! gonk Come on!!! Don't cry!!! sweatdrop stressed ... ... Here! *gives her a gummy bear*
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