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 Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 10:49 am
I myself dont have any, but i thought it would be fun if anyone else did.
Mod Edit: Feel free to post any funny stories you might want to share here. Please be civil to everyone, no outright picking on people for something they might've gone through, etc. Respect everyone and follow the ToS, that's all I ask. 3nodding
Thanks for taking the time to read this. heart
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 7:25 pm
Ok, so I was in the eighth grade at the time this happened. I went to school, as usual, but I was on my period. Now, before anyone asks, no, I wasn't on birth control at the time, and my periods were wild, very bloody, and very painful. I was having a bad day all ready, as my mother refused to let me take any pain killers, because it might make me sleepy in school.
So, I was in class, and I stood up, and this one girl said to me (a girl, might I add, who rejoiced in making my life miserable) "What's that huge red spot on your a**?"
I was mortified, yet I came up with a very good (at the time) lie on the spot.
"Oh," I said, "I, um...well, you see my sister left this red pen on the chair and I sat on it and it exploded."
The people who were staring at me quickly left me alone, but I heard whispered laughs for the rest of the day.
Unfortunately it wasn't until later that I wondered why the hell she was staring at my a** in the first place.
Oh well, I'm much happier in college now anyway.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 9:17 pm
I first got my period at a convention I was working at when I was younger. I was away from home, and I didn't know what to do.
When I got home, the first thing I did was bawled to my mom that I was DYING. Mum, being the levelheaded woman she was, simply figured out what was wrong in a 3 minute timespan and educated me on it.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 9:26 pm
I got my period on my family vacation in Hawaii, while we were nighting over on our trip to Australia (I turned 12 in Darwin, up in northern Australia 3nodding ). Anyways I started bleeding and my mom was trying to explain it to me, and I locked myself in our hotel room bathroom because she said I couldn't go swimming now, and I had really wanted to go swimming that day. She wanted me to wear a pad (pantyliner maybe, since I was only 11?) and I didn't want to. So I wore my bathing suit, on the condition I couldn't go swimming. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 9:55 pm
Well I have the typical bleeding too much at school story too. That's when I learned to wear black pants and only black pants. I think the second worse was we were fooling around while he still lived at home and his sister knocked on the door then barged it. He was naked and I was partly. Also his sister was one of my best friends. That was weird.
Worst one was when I was giving him a hand job and his mother walked in. We had probably only been dating for two months or so. Good thing there was a blanket near by and I covered him quickly.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 10:04 pm
Yeah, I once was giving a boyfriend a handjob afterschool in the lockerbays and one of my friends walked by. He kinda did a double take and I sorta had my hand hidden by a binder anyway, so I had this whole conversation with my hand still in "handjob position." It was embarassing then, but I don't think I'd be quite as embarrassed now. I have grown to have no shame, muahahhahahaha!
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 10:05 pm
Guess my worst would have to be my little brother walking in on me and my fiance having sex. We were both butt naked and no blankets what so ever covering us, he knocked on my door and continued to walk in while knocking. He saw us, turned around shut the door and left. We haven't discussed it since.
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 10:07 pm
unknwndreamer Guess my worst would have to be my little brother walking in on me and my fiance having sex. We were both butt naked and no blankets what so ever covering us, he knocked on my door and continued to walk in while knocking. He saw us, turned around shut the door and left. We haven't discussed it since. My question is, why is it that when people are at their least presentable, that's when people want to bust in and see them the most? I totally sympathize...but I suppose it's like practice for when/if you have kids. It's like they have radar for whenever you are trying to be intimate or have to use the bathroom, etc, and suddenly come running to you with some dire emergency or other. Also, what the heck is up with kids being able to get through locked doors so well? Do they crawl under the door jambs?
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 10:50 pm
My ex and I learned to have quiet sex when people were in the house, and got quite good at it. However both his family and mine had the worse timing. My ex's sister and her bf (my ex's best friend) would come downstairs in the middle of me giving him head, or having sex, and we'd have to jump off each other and such. Or if we were at my house in the basement and one of my parents were coming downstairs, we'd cover ourselves with a blanket or make ourselves look presentable, etc.
Oh, the number of times someone from one of our families called during sex, or almost walked in on us at an inoppurtune moment... redface xd
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:56 am
My boyfriend's best friend did a "surprise visit" right in the middle of me giving him head. Stared. Stopped. Backed up. Closed door. Laughed.
I don't think I've ever been more embarrased.
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:07 am
ok I had had sex with 2 guys before my husband but never had an orgasm and I do not masturbate either so when i had sex with my husband the first time I had an orgasm and made him stop I was like "ok my v****a just caught on good fire what the hell was that" He laughed at me and told me I had an orgasm, needless to say he has been as proud as a peacock our whole relationship because he made me into a multi orgasmer. wink
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:20 pm
Oni-Angel unknwndreamer Guess my worst would have to be my little brother walking in on me and my fiance having sex. We were both butt naked and no blankets what so ever covering us, he knocked on my door and continued to walk in while knocking. He saw us, turned around shut the door and left. We haven't discussed it since. My question is, why is it that when people are at their least presentable, that's when people want to bust in and see them the most? I totally sympathize...but I suppose it's like practice for when/if you have kids. It's like they have radar for whenever you are trying to be intimate or have to use the bathroom, etc, and suddenly come running to you with some dire emergency or other. Also, what the heck is up with kids being able to get through locked doors so well? Do they crawl under the door jambs? Actually to my annoyance my room does't have a lock. It's just a rarity of my family even coming near my room, he just randomly decided hey I think I'll go with out reason to Virginia's room. When we get married my fiance and I have already decided our house will have many locks on our bedroom door and of course a lock on the bathroom. On that note it seems that every time I ever get in the shower or bath tub my phone rings so I have to get out and go answer it. People just have that great timing that makes you interupt something.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 10:50 am
I got my first period the month before I turned twelve. I had the worst cramps durring my first year or two of getting it. The next month we moved and I was going to a new middle school. We were walking down the hall, in single file line. I had just started my period again that morning and I guess the pain killers I took wore off.
Pain shot from my tummy to my back. Extreme, killer pain, the kind that makes you ball into fetal position and cry. I quickly leaned against the wall and instinctly slid down it into a 'sitting up' fetal position. I don't think anyone really noticed because everyone passed me by, except for one girl. She looked at me, then at the class leaving us behind and then back at me. I was bawling by this time and very embarassed. Everyone would know for sure now. (At least that is what I was thinking.) She then said in a very low voice, "Don't worry you aren't the only one." She dug into her purse and handed me a bottle of tylenol and then we walked slowly to a bathroom.
We were ten minutes or more late to our computer class. She pulled the teacher to the side and explained what happen. And we were best friends since.
It's like an embarassing story with a good ending. 3nodding
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 11:53 am
Yi Min I got my first period the month before I turned twelve. I had the worst cramps durring my first year or two of getting it. The next month we moved and I was going to a new middle school. We were walking down the hall, in single file line. I had just started my period again that morning and I guess the pain killers I took wore off. Pain shot from my tummy to my back. Extreme, killer pain, the kind that makes you ball into fetal position and cry. I quickly leaned against the wall and instinctly slid down it into a 'sitting up' fetal position. I don't think anyone really noticed because everyone passed me by, except for one girl. She looked at me, then at the class leaving us behind and then back at me. I was bawling by this time and very embarassed. Everyone would know for sure now. (At least that is what I was thinking.) She then said in a very low voice, "Don't worry you aren't the only one." She dug into her purse and handed me a bottle of tylenol and then we walked slowly to a bathroom. We were ten minutes or more late to our computer class. She pulled the teacher to the side and explained what happen. And we were best friends since. It's like an embarassing story with a good ending. 3nodding That's awesome, I wish I'd had/met a friend like that! biggrin
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 11:55 am
Nikolita That's awesome, I wish I'd had/met a friend like that! biggrin It was a very unique experience. At the time, I couldn't believe that someone was being so nice to the 'new kid'.
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