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Roses and Revolvers
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:55 am

How to Play

Mm'kay. So this is how the game goes. There are 5 different sections. For ever section you must follow the directions that are provided. Once you have copied all of the sections, you then past them into a sentence and see how it comes out xD!! Most of them are funny.

My Sentence:
I ate a taco which then started to sing and made me depressed so I went to Epypt.

An action: Choose the sentence that is the number of the month you were born in. Example: If you were born in November, thats the 11th month, so you copy #11

1. I went to the...
2. I ate a...
3. I rubbed a...
4. I licked a...
5. I screamed at a...
6. I raped a...
7. I kicked a...
8. I abused a...
9. I played with a...
10. I snuggled with a...
11. I pooped on a...
12. I stabbed a...

An Object: Copy the one that has the first letter of your name next to it. Example: If your name starts with an L, you copy the object next to the letter L.

A. Monkey
B. Hairy Ball
C. Apple
D. Lamp
E. Band Aid
F. Condom
G. Cat
H. Pillow
I. Pencil
J. Pole
K. Teddy Bear
L. Tampon
M. Banana
N. CD
O. Flower
P. Stick
Q. Candy Bar
R. Fish
S. Taco
T. Glue Stick
U. Cup
V. Chain Saw
W. Tree
X. Gay Man
Y. Whore
Z. Lesbian

The Object's Action: Now you must copy the sentence which is next to your age. I'm only going to go up to age 20 and then make one that is made for every age above 20 because I'm lazy xD
Example: I'm 14, so I'd copy the one next to 14.

1. which then raped me
2. which then ran away
3. which then began to pee
4. which then screamed with pain
5. which then turned to mold
6. which then started to dance
7. which then humped me
8. which then began to twitch
9. which then grew warts
10. which then started to jiggle
11. which then bit me
12. which then began to orgasm
13. which then started to eat me
14. which then exploded
15. which then stabbed me
16. which then started to sing
17. which then grew a beard
18. which then melted
19. which then became hairy
20. which then screamed poopy
One for any age above 20: which then took out it's dentures

Your reaction: For this part you must copy the reaction that is next to the ending number of your birth year. Example: I was born in 1991, so I would copy the one next to #1.

0. and made me depressed
1. and made me cry
2. and made me scream
3. and made me angry
4. and made me scarred
5. and made me confused
6. and made me horny
7. and made me hyper
8. and made me dizzy
9. and made me happy

Where your reactions take you: For this last and final part you must copy the one next to your favorite holiday. Example: My favorite holiday is Halloween, so I copy the one next to it.

Halloween: so I went to a bar
Birthday: so I went to a retirement center
Christmas: so I went to Egypt
St. Patricks Day: so I went into the ocean
Easter: so I went into hell
4th Of July: so I went to an asylumn
Thanksgiving: so I went to the drycleaners
Valentines: so I went to whore house
Presidents Day: so I went to a grave yard
Martin Luther King Jr. Day: so I went to the store
Honnakah (sp?): so I went to the movie theaters
Kwanza (sp?): so I went to a panty store
New Years: so I went to the mall
Veterans Day: so I went to the dump