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 Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:33 pm
You might be a redneck if you like Jeff Foxworthy's 'You might be a redneck if' jokes......
Yoooou might be a redneck.
If this is the Comedy Central Subforum, then you just can't leave this thread alone. xd Anything that's redneck, and it doesn't have to be Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes, goes here. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:34 pm
You might be a redneck if you have to wear boots and carry a flashlight to go to the batheroom.
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:59 pm
^^^^ at all these jokes rofl
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:22 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:41 pm
you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:41 pm
you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:42 pm
you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:43 pm
that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:44 pm
you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:45 pm
you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:46 pm
You drink a beer at a ulegy. :Xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:47 pm
you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:48 pm
you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:49 pm
Your house is mobile and three cars that you own are not.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:50 pm
You have a wallet that is exactly like George Castanza's from the show Sienfield. (Made that one up. Lol.)
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