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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:39 pm
((I'm going to put her at 50% right now.<3))
Aislinn brushed out her hair. There were significant amounts of gray in it. In fact, though she hated to admit it...well, the whole thing was gray. And her hair was becoming more course and harder to work with. She'd tried chopping it off, which had helped her with managing the stuff, but it grew back awfully fast and it was still gray.
So was, in fact, the bottom half of her body. And it was hairy as well, and now impossible for her to hide with just a pair of jeans. Her lower half was getting thicker and thicker, and now with the tail to deal with...well, the best she could manage to cover herself at all was a pair of bikini bottoms. Even the shorts weren't wide enough to fit her legs through.
Still, they had a plan. To make her physical deformities a little more pleasant for her, at least, she and her newfound friend Liamh had conjured up a plan. They were going to sneak into the cafeteria and snatch up as much Kool-aid as they could get their hands on...and dye everything. From the hair on her head to the hair just above her hooves...and probably her tail as well. In all different colours, possibly in many different colours if they could figure that out.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:36 am
Outside the cafeteria, they waited, lurking near some tropical shrubbery. Liamh popped his head up through the foliage and glanced around, then ducked back behind and turned to the hairier, furrier ms. Aislinn Derry.
"Okay, here's the plan." He held up a piece of yellow legal-pad paper with some boxy lines scrawled on it. "This... is the entrance. And HERE... is the main cafeteria. And THIS is the back storage closet for the dried foods. The Kool-Aide should be kept back there. It's going to be under the careful eye of the Caf lady, but here's where part two comes in..."
He flipped over the slightly wrinkled paper. "HERE we have... uh... a teacup stain. But ignore that. Over HERE is the hallway branching off from the Caf. The nearest cleaning supplies closet should be HERE." He pointed with his finger. "Now, it's probably going to be closely guarded by Newt, since i think he's doing the Caf halls today, but here's where the Secret Weapon comes in." Liamh looked up and grinned.
And produced a spray can of whipped cream.
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:27 pm
Aislinn grinned, "That sounds like an awesome plan!" she agreed, shifting her weight a bit. It was still hard to get used to having all this extra weight on her back end, to say nothing of the -tail-. Still, at least she didn't have to use the cane to walk anymore.
"Let's go!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:25 am
Glancing both ways out of the bushes, he diverolled out, not quite making the full roll and toppling over. He scrambled to right himself, unperturbed and undaunted, and he sauntered nonchalantly to the door while dusting off the shoulder of his shirt. A button-down nice one. He figured spies had to be stylish, after all.
He held the door open for Ais.
Once inside, he moved up the hall at an easy pace. "Hey, i wonder if they have macaroni today. I could really go for some mac 'n cheese. Except i'm more used to the boxed kind, and they usually have the other kind with the real cheese on top, and i'm not sure if i like the...." He blathered on, tossing a wink at Aislinn so she'd know it was part of The Act.
They approached the cafeteria, and he slowed, taking a quick peek through the crack at the hinge of the propped-open doors. Looked like the usual crowd, all in varying stages of humanity and mismatched parts. And somehow, he mused, life went on. Society went on. People dealt with it. The accepted normality was such a fluid thing, after all.
He turned back to Ais. "Okay, you know the plan. Take the Secret Weapon," he handed her the whipped cream can, "I've rigged the presser thingie to jam when you press it, and it should start spraying all over the place. You should be able to slip into the storage room, just behind the counter, while they're distracted and pick out the colors you want." He grinned. "Meanwhile... when they call the janitor.... i'll have some raiding to do on the supplies closet."
He put out a hand for a 'team spirit' handshake. "If you get caught in the storage, just say you're looking for something to clean it up with... anything else we need?"
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