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Okay, this was suppose to go in my other thread, but I decided this would be better. I know not everyone watches horror movies, but for those of us who do, I have compiled a list of rules that can be found in most horror movies. Okay, so Adair Maissane came up with most of them. Mandi and Dusty also added their rules. If you can think of one (or more) that haven't made the list, please add it!

Sorry, I couldn't resist asking the question either!

Here are all the rules so far...all 39 of them. Enjoy!

1. The back door is always open.
2. Don't wear high heels.
3. Answer your cell phone.
4. The call isn't always coming from inside the house.
5. When in doubt, always bring a priest.
6. Don't eat melted jollly ranchers.
7. If you think you killed him, he's not dead.
8. Always look behind you.
9. Never go alone.
10. Zombies are people, too.
11. Never piss off the dead.
12. Always have a clean pair of underwear.
13. It's already in the room.
14. Listen to the voices in your head.
15. The person with the biggest knife isn't always the bad guy.
16. You're never safe, even if you are.
17. Survival isn't always an option.
18. Aliens are misunderstood.
19. No one's ever dead.
20. There's always a sequel.
21. The hero always dies.
22. When in doubt, smoke some weed.
23. Always check to see if you're alive.
24. Don't help out the bad guys, unless you get 50% of the profit.
25. The bad guy isn't always your parent.
26. When all else fails, offer to have sex.
27. There never is any hope.
28. If you die, seek vengance on the living.
29. Don't steal a dead guy's horse.
30. Not everyone in a hospital is dead.
31. Not everyone in a coffin is dead.
32. Get a DNA sample.
33. You can't cheat death.
34. It's always the children.
35. Mirrors never lie.
36. Darth Vader isn't a horror movie villian, he just has asthma sometimes.
37. Don't steal a dead guy's house.
38. Don't trust the light, stay away from the darkness.
39. Don't take the elevator.

I like being helpful...I've watched way too many horror movies.

Horror Movies Rule well at least most of them are i think. cool

I get the feeling most others don't care for horror movies...ah well.

I want to add some
1. You can never hhave to much bomm stick.
2. DOn't panic when faced from a zombie walk away don't run zombie maxium speed is shuffle.
3. Never have sex your going to die
4 Never run into the woods
5 Never stay in the log cabin.
6. Lock your doors
7 Make sure there is more than one way out
8 You have seven days
9 you don't see dead people.
10. YOu DO see dead people

Onikaji:

Thank you for adding your rules! I should have thought of a few of those! I will add them to the master list along with some new ones I came up with after watching two more horror movies over the weekend!

Miranko:

Glad you love the list!

Here are all the rules so far...59 and counting! Enjoy!

1. The back door is always open.
2. Don't wear high heels.
3. Answer your cell phone.
4. The call isn't always coming from inside the house.
5. When in doubt, always bring a priest.
6. Don't eat melted jollly ranchers.
7. If you think you killed him, he's not dead.
8. Always look behind you.
9. Never go alone.
10. Zombies are people, too.
11. Never piss off the dead.
12. Always have a clean pair of underwear.
13. It's already in the room.
14. Listen to the voices in your head.
15. The person with the biggest knife isn't always the bad guy.
16. You're never safe, even if you are.
17. Survival isn't always an option.
18. Aliens are misunderstood.
19. No one's ever dead.
20. There's always a sequel.
21. The hero always dies.
22. When in doubt, smoke some weed.
23. Always check to see if you're alive.
24. Don't help out the bad guys, unless you get 50% of the profit.
25. The bad guy isn't always your parent.
26. When all else fails, offer to have sex.
27. There never is any hope.
28. If you die, seek vengance on the living.
29. Don't steal a dead guy's horse.
30. Not everyone in a hospital is dead.
31. Not everyone in a coffin is dead.
32. Get a DNA sample.
33. You can't cheat death.
34. It's always the children.
35. Mirrors never lie.
36. Darth Vader isn't a horror movie villian, he just has asthma sometimes.
37. Don't steal a dead guy's house.
38. Don't trust the light, stay away from the darkness.
39. Don't take the elevator.
40. You can never have to much bomm stick.
41. Don't panic when faced from a zombie walk away don't run zombie maxium speed is shuffle.
42. Never have sex, your going to die
43. Never run into the woods
44. Never stay in the log cabin.
45. Lock your doors
46. Make sure there is more than one way out
47. You have seven days
48. you don't see dead people.
49. You DO see dead people
50. If you do find yourself in the log cabin in the middle of nowhere, join in on guys' beer drinking contest.
51. Don't bake with blood.
52. Never enter the big walk-in freezer type oven.
53. To prevent rules 51 and 52, don't bake a big gingerbread man.
54. If you do bake the gingerbread man, make him anatomically correct.
55. Don't eat the bad guy.
56. Always keep two walk-in freezer type ovens in stock.
57. There's a reason it hasn't been explored.
58. The Cavern always wins.
59. No more than three usually makes it out alive.