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 Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 9:05 pm
This thread once existed before under the name of John Williams Scores.
Unfortunately, I didn't realise its potential and promptly deleted it.
So here it is again, the thread for..
*drumroll please*
ALL Star Wars Related Music.
From John Williams' stolen scores to Wierd Al's numerous Yoda songs, this is the thread.
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 9:10 pm
I've got her in my head
At night when I go to bed
And I know it sounds lame, but
She's the girl of my dreams
And of course I'd do anything for her
I'd search the moons of Endor
I'd even walk naked through
The deserts of Tatooine
Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
And who's laying there by your side?
Every night I fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone
And even though I'm not as cool as Han
I still want to be your man
You're exactly the kind of
Alderranian that I need
But when you were available, I was
Drinking Colt 45's with Lando
I was hanging out in the cantina
On Mos Eisley
Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
And who's laying there by your side?
Every night I fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone
Princess Leia
Princess Leia
Princess Leia, where are you tonight?
And who's laying there by your side?
Every night I fall asleep with you
And I wake up alone
- A New Hope by blink-182
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:15 pm
I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
I had one bottle of wine, and bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test
A long time ago, in a pub far away,
I sat on a barstool, just drinking away,
I couldn't hold it down, I guess I had too much
I felt a tremor in the force and then I lost my lunch
I woke up in a desert land, feeling hot and sick,
I saw a bearded man, he looked like some kind of hick,
He slowly waved his hand, and my pain was gone
He said let's go see Yoda, and I'll teach you this song.
I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
I had one bottle of wine, and bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test
So we got on a starship, and flew off into space
He said his name was Obi-Wan and there is no time to waste,
I have to get you trained before it is too late,
He said drink this bottle of whisky, and don't give in to hate.
My training went on, and I'd drank most of the bar
We stopped for supplies on the nearest Death Star
I learned to control my fear, and hold my alcohol
Soon I was able to stand even when Obi-Wan would fall.
[Star Wars theme song]
I sat down beside him and looked him in the eye
He broke the silence, said you judge me by my size
Obi-Wan said careful, for Yoda is the best
I said ok shorty, bring on the test
Well I could tell you how it ended, I could tell you some lies Let's just say, on that night the force was on his side
I got all riled up, and they threw me in jail
I said I don't believe it, Yoda said that's why I failed
I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
I had one bottle of wine, and bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test
_The jedi drinking test: words and music by John Ryan of the dust rhinos
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:34 pm
That's HILLARIOUS!!! *dies* xd
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:37 pm
holy spit! woman down! need bacta and a heart recusitaor! stat! Call an ambulance! Im going to attempt the kiss of life! wink
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 6:29 pm
*lives and pushes you away* [voice_mara_jade] Don't even think about it, buster.[/voice]
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 7:56 pm
can't blame me for trying.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:09 pm
actually we can. *police outfit*
*cuffs*
you have the right to remain silent. anything you say can and will be held against you (but don't worry, we're too lazy and good-natured to hold anything against you).
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:38 pm
Cuffs? you mean these? *hands him back the cuffs.* sorry pal, but thats first grade escapism there.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:56 pm
*uses the Unexcapable cuffs made by hoodini (tm) and binds Cale*
Nah... something's missing...
*takes cuffs off, puts on DA*
There... kinky... in a way....
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 2:17 pm
blaugh
^all that need to be said
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 4:56 pm
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 2:49 pm
confused i think we have lost the plot
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:28 am
Okay I came here but I still don't know what to do about my other board. O_o So back to what I was saying, has anyone ever seen the music video for Fett's Vette?
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:43 am
nope. and belive me, Fett would rather drive around on his hot rod speeder bike than a 'vett. Chicks love the outlaw biker image.
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