*the music of bagpipes fills the arena as "Rowdy" Roddy Piper makes his way to the ring which is dressed up for another segment of Piper's Pit. he climbed into the ring and grabbed a microphone off of a stool.*

welcome my lads and lasses to another segment of Piper's Pit. I'm your host, the Hot Rod, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. now let's talk about a recently implemented idea called the Wellness Program. the concept here is to make sure all of the people you see in the ring are naturally muscular or naturally lacking muscles in some cases. this means you will no longer see steroid induced hosses, Vince will now only hire hosses who actually pumped iron to get big and ugly. too bad we didn't have this program back in my day. I could guarantee you that you wouldn't of seen some stars, such as Hogan, if we had the Wellness Program back then.